How To Beard Thyself Like Brian Wilson

McSweeney's investigates:

0dc690a71d549786a4f0285ddbd3e136 EASY PARTS

1. Be someone who can grow a beard.

2. Grow a beard.


3. The thing about Wilson’s beard that makes it so fearsome and confusing to batters is the fact that it DOES NOT MATCH THE REST OF HIS HAIR. This takes some doing.

No, it just takes Just For Men.