A reader writes:
Many years ago, I attended a social event at Donald Trump's Mad King Ludwig digs, Mar-A-Lago in Palm Beach. (Trump rents it out to anyone with enough cash.) Donald wasn't there (I think this was during the Ivana divorce, so he was a bit distracted). But he was there in … oils. Right off the main bar, there's a huge portrait of Trump.
Thought you'd get a kick out of seeing how he sees himself. I swear I am not making this up.