Sujay Kumar imagines president Obama's declaration:
Debate in Washington has propagated a false choice about the Angry Birds. Some question why America is intervening in a battle between animals. They say that we should let natural selection play out and turn our efforts to oppressed human nations. They ask us to remember the swine flu epidemic.
While this is true, it cannot be an argument for inaction. In this angry world, in this moment of racial extermination, we had a choice: Watch the point score and body count reach horrific heights, or abort this homicidal game.
I'm still trying to get three stars at every level. It soothes the soul by emptying the mind of everything but pigs (and monkeys).
(Image via the Tumblr of Illuztrado)