Chait Bait, Ctd

The Internet one-ups TNR's Tom Friedman parody:

The day of reckoning is waving its white flag from the caboose, and that white flag’s name is Fahd. Fahd, 26, runs a souvlaki stand in Washington DC, and like his American-born counterparts, he enjoys listening to music on his iPod, watching television shows such as MTV’s Cribbage, and he will often communicate with his friends by typing on the tiny keys of his cell phone.

… As a person under thirty running his own business, Fahd is focused only on his immediate needs, and his immediate needs include, whether he wants to admit it or not, a fifty-ish foreign policy expert who can provide global strategies and pithy policy recommendations to guide his sandwich making strategies.