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My work explores the relationship between postmodern discourse and skateboard ethics.
With influences as diverse as Nietzsche and John Lennon, new tensions are created from both traditional and modern layers. Ever since I was a child I have been fascinated by the traditional understanding of meaning. What starts out as triumph soon becomes corroded into a dialectic of power, leaving only a sense of nihilism and the inevitability of a new understanding. As spatial forms become frozen through boundaried and critical practice, the viewer is left with a glimpse of the possibilities of our condition.