"The Agamemnon Rag" By Jack Conway:
Atlas, you’re Homer. I am so glad you’re Hera.Thera so many things to tell you. I went on thatminotaur of the museum. The new display centaurson how you can contract Sisyphus if you don’t usea Trojan on your Dictys. It was all Greek to me, see.When I was Roman around,I rubbed Midas against someone. “Medea, you look like a Goddess,”he said. The Minerva him! I told him toFrigg off, oracle the cops. “Loki here,” I said.“In Odin times men had better manners.” It’s best to tryand nymph that sort of thing in the bud. He said he knewAthena two about women like me, then tried to Bacchusinto a corner. Dryads I could, he wouldn’t stop.“Don’t Troy with my affections,” he said.
The poem continues here.
(Photo: A reproduction of an ancient Greek sculpture by archaeologist Vinzenz Brinkmann, which he insists is the original color of the statue.)