The Gingrich Drinking Game

Nov 22 2011 @ 7:54pm

Yes, it's come to this. I can't play myself because I have to live-blog and although it might be amusing to see one disintegrate through inebriation in real time (I'm almost persuading myself here), it's probably best I leave it to you. A shot every time Newt Gingrich uses a variation of the following words:

total/totally

profound/profoundly

frank/frankly

utter/utterly

complete/completely

We'll try to come up with a definitive score by the end. Frankly, we'll totally count the profoundly complete Newt playbook. Plus: extra shots for every major, historic and total institution he wants to figuratively blow up. "Total reform" counts as blowing up.