“I don't hack, I just have a great rack," – Madeline Grant, a 19-year-old former model, running for the post of Librarian of the Oxford Union, where I was once President. She's been fined close to $200.
Seriously, old chaps, lighten up. Update from a reader:
For your rack-appreciating readers, you could’ve linked to a site that would include the relevant evidence to Ms. Grant’s political position, something the Telegraph story failed to do. So here you go. You’re welcome.