Pareene tears his hair out:

Let’s all agree to just not pretend the president made an "oral sex joke" at his gay fundraiser last night, because that’s stupid. It’s stupid, and most of the people with jobs as political reporters are at least literate, and understand that this thing did not happen. So don’t repeat it, or even write that "some say" they thought it maybe happened. This would’ve been fodder for one 200-word Wonkette post back in 2006, maybe.