According to this weekend's NYT Mag piece about the pro-Obama "Priorities USA", its organizers had a bit of trouble when they tried to pick the group's name:
It took several weeks for Burton and Sweeney to come up with a name for their start-up. To their irritation, every slogan they considered had already been trademarked by Republicans. "We gave our lawyer 10 more names," Burton recalls. "Then like 50. We’re literally trying every combination of whatever. You can’t come up with a name that has the word ‘future’ in it that the Republicans don’t control. Romney’s Restore Our Future — that doesn’t even make sense, and that’s probably why they were able to get it."
Looking at the FEC's list of registered Super PACs it's clear that others have had better luck. Dish faves:
AMERICA'S SUPER PAC FOR THE PERMANENT ELIMINATION OF AMERICA'S SUPER PACS
BEARS FOR A BEARABLE TOMORROW
HAVE-NOTS UNITE! HALF-KNOTS UNTIE!
JOE SIX PAC
JUST DRINK THE KOOLAID
LARRY AND CHARMAINE'S EXCELLENT NON-CONNECTED BEST EVER SUPERPAC
TALKIN' SMACK PAC
SLAM DUNKS, FIREWORKS AND EAGLES SUPER PAC
PATRIOTIC AMERICANS FOR A MORE PATRIOTIC AND AMERICAN AMERICA
Any suggestions for more awesomely bad Super PAC names?