Ideology Poisons Everything

Sep 21 2012 @ 12:17pm

An overview of US history according to Republicans:

1500s: The American Revolutionary War begins: "The reason we fought the revolution in the sixteenth century was to get away from that kind of onerous crown."—Rick Perry

1607: First welfare state collapses: "Jamestown colony, when it was first founded as a socialist venture, dang near failed with everybody dead and dying in the snow."—Dick Armey

1619-1808: Africans set sail for America in search of freedom: "Other than Native Americans, who were here, all of us have the same story."—Michele Bachmann