Yglesias Award Nominee

"All my firearms and my ammo stockpile is now, as a consequence, sleeping with the fishes. Just so you know.  All you who are reading here.  And no, I have no plans to replace them at this point. Because children," – Jeff G at Protein Wisdom. Update from a reader:

It's evident from the comments at Protein Wisdom that Jeff G was being sarcastic and disingenuous. He was implying that he "lost" his guns so that the government couldn't come and take them away. Come on.