— Michael Lee (@MrMichaelLee) October 24, 2013
Meanwhile, Salon gets all paranoid:
“Duck Dynasty’s” bearded male stars offer a symbolic reaffirmation of traditional values onto which many Americans threatened by social change can latch.
So where are all the big-bearded Republican candidates? And, er, how do you account for Brooklyn? Meanwhile, a runner-up for Beard of the Week: