Hathos Alert

Ghoul Skool captions the corporate event promo:

Want to have your husband groped by grown up theater kids all night?  Want to be forced to participate in various corporate themed dance numbers?  Want to know what it’s like at an [Everything Is Terrible!] live show?  Let CHEZ-ZAM take control of your fantarealms and hyperscapes! This has been in my collection for quite some time now, and I hold it very near and dear to my heart.  It is everything I want in a live event.  Period.