Beard Transplants

It’s a thing now. Money quote:

While doctors prefer head hair, on rare occasions patients who are balding might be able to use hair from the chest for the surgery, doctors said. “If they are balding, they might need that extra hair for their heads,” said Dr. Glenn Charles, who is based in Florida but said 30 percent of his clients are from the New York City area.

Could the victory of the hirsute be more definitive?