Category: Malkin Award Nominee

“What good is it to save the planet if humanity suffers?” – Exxon Mobil CEO Rex Tillerson, at the company’s annual shareholders’ meeting yesterday.

“I said to a minister I know: have you thought this through? Because you’re doing the law of succession, too. When we have a queen who is a lesbian and she marries another lady and then decides she would like to have a child and someone donates sperm and she gives birth to a child, is that child heir to the throne?” – Norman Tebbit, former chairman of the Conservative Party, on the bill for marriage equality in Britain.

“Democrats do not want abortion to be safe or rare. Democrats oppose even the most basic of health and safety standards for abortion mills. Democrats don’t care how many women are maimed, infected with diseases or die on the routinely-filthy abortion mills. Democrats worship abortion with same fervor the Canaanites worshipped Molech,” – Congressman Steve Stockman (R-TX).

“Is Benghazi Becoming a Watergate, or Iran-Contra, or Both?” – Victor Davis Hanson.

“Well, here you go: Jeffrey Dahmer was a serial killer and a cannibal, and also, he was gay, which might be relevant to the problem. Good-bye, Harvard faculty appointment!” – Robert Stacy McCain.