From Parody To Reality

“I believe marriage is meant to be a sacred institution between two unwilling teenagers,” – Tina Fey as Sarah Palin, September 13th, 2008.

“It is no exaggeration to say that the institution of marriage was a direct response to the unique tendency of opposite-sex relationships to produce unplanned and unintended offspring … Only opposite-sex relationships have the tendency to produce children without such advance planning (indeed, especially without advance planning),” – Paul Clement, January 22, 2013, making the Republican House’s argument for keeping civil marriage exclusively for heterosexuals.

I’d say you can’t make this shit up, but Tina Fey actually did!