The Ninth Circle Of Advertising Hell

May 22 2013 @ 11:55am

The horror, the horror:

beardvertising

David Gianatasio looks away:

I’m not sure which is more disturbing—the hirsute images that adorn the Beardvertising site from Kentucky ad agency Cornett-IMS, or creative Whit Hiler’s use of the work “mancessory” to describe such facial hair. You might recall Hiler from past wacky ventures such as conquering Reddit with fake fliers (including a meetup to recreate scenes from Human Centipede—”Guys only”) and crafting a tourism campaign that was presumably too “kick-ass” for the Bluegrass State. Here’s his latest pitch: “Do you wanna get paid for having an epic beard? Of course you do. Join the world’s first Beardvertising network. Get paid. It’s simple—turn your beard into a business. Just like Duck Dynasty. Hang a BeardBoard (Patent Pending) in your beard. Sit back and get paid up to $5 per day.”

Damn. I just trimmed mine right back.