Weiner, Sharks, Balls, Jumping, Etc

At this point, I’m afraid, I am reduced to giggles. This is his campaign spokesperson’s idea of how to react to a former intern blowing smoke in a tabloid:

“And then like she had the fucking balls to like trash me in the paper. And be like, ‘His communications director was last the press secretary of the Department of Education in New Jersey. You know what? Fuck you, you little cunt. I’m not joking, I am going to sue her.”

I’m just trying to imagine TPM reporter Hunter Walker’s face as he heard this on the phone. Good times.

So, yes, regardless of any of the merits of the debate about sexting and adultery and double standards, we now have ourselves a fantastic shit-show on our media hands. Which requires that I note the top three comments from MrHippity on the Gawker page which features the unpixellated photos of the member from Brooklyn:

I didn’t look very hard at these pics. I just took a quick glans.

I thought these new dick pics would be like his earlier ones, but there’s a vas deferens.

I didn’t have to look at them, of course. Nobody was foreskin me to do it or anything.

Get your popcorn out front.