JUST TRYING TO KEEP THE CUSTOMERS SATISFIED

Just in case you weren’t aware, I’m described today by Salon as a “conservative” and by National Review Online as a “neoliberal.” Guess there’s a reason for everyone to pick a bone with me. The latter adds that I seem to be wearing “the same plaid shirt [I was wearing] throughout the Clinton era.” Actually, they’re different shirts that look alike and can all go into the same wash-cycle and not be ironed. So I’m a conservative, neo-liberal slob, ok? Sue me.