COUNT EVERY VOTE!

I’m waiting for Terry McAuliffe to start protests over this week’s Israeli election. With a ballot just for prime minister, and only two candidates, some 78,385 votes were deemed invalid. That means, in Gorespeak, they weren’t even counted. The invalid votes comprise 3 percent of the voters in an election where only 59 percent voted. Suspicious, huh? That invalid rate is only a mite lower than Florida’s – and the turnout is amazingly low. I think Jesse Jackson should go over and protest all those people who were clearly intimidated at the polls, confused by misleading ballots – especially any Holocaust survivors he could get in from of a camera. Or send Ron Klain. He’ll get to the bottom of this. Maybe he’d stay a while as well.