“As a proud freeper and conservative, it embarrasses me that a homosexual like you is allowed to post to the [Free Republic] site. You homosexuals are perverts and have no place in a conservative forum. Your gay agenda will NEVER be accepted in the conservative movement.” – an email received today from the other side of the fence. (By the way, I didn’t post anything. Someone else must have.)
DERBYSHIRE AWARD CONTENDER: “Chinese President Jiang Zemin says, “The U.S. side should apologize to the Chinese people.” Well, I will be in favor of apologizing the moment they apologize for all of those menus they keep leaving outside my front door… In fact, I’ve got considerable sympathy for the Red Chinese – despite the fact that if my dog were a member of the American crew Jiang Zemin would have eaten him by now.” – Jonah Goldberg, National Review Online. Crikey, Jonah. Can’t you find someone else to make jokes about? Like victims of the Bangladeshi earthquake or something?
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