THE ONION STRIKES AGAIN

This time against p.c. defenses of Palestinian terrorists.

GAY PARENTING AND BEING SAVAGED BY ANIMALS: Taking a breather from his Scarlet Letter campaign against Gary Condit, James Taranto of OpinionJournal.com equates having gay parents with being savaged by a rottweiler. He recounts the tale of children who were removed from their p[arents’] custody after one of them had been found “wandering outside his home in a diaper after being locked out of the house and sleeping in the car.” Taranto’s complaint is that the children were subsequently given to gay parents. “Ross may have been an unfit mother,” Taranto opines. “But the homes into which the DSS placed her children were scarcely better. The Massachusetts News reports: ‘DSS placed Damien with a gay couple and Kyle was placed with Linda McNeil and her boyfriend, Eddie Finklea Jr., who kept a Rottweiler in the backyard. . . . In a shocking story that made headlines, Kyle was attacked and killed by the Rottweiler in June of this year after he wandered into the dog’s unlocked pen.” So let’s get this straight. Is it Taranto’s view that having gay parents is “scarcely better” than having a child locked out of the house and wandering the streets? Or than being savaged by a Rottweiler? Just asking …

THE GADFLY OF THE TIMES

Regular fans of John Tierney’s Big City column in the New York Times know what a star he is. Regularly pricking liberal platitudes and assumptions in New York’s biggest liberal paper, Tierney knows he’s out on a limb – and that gives his column a certain edge. Maybe it’s because I’m in a similar posiiton at The New Republic these days that I take such solace in the Times’ benevolent attitude towards a thorn in their side. It speaks well of both Tierney and his bosses. If you’re interested in finding out more about Tierney, check out this fair piece in the American Prospect.

DISGUSTED BY CHUNG

An ally out there with some relevant questions that Chung, engaged in her sexual inquisition, didn’t bother to get to: “Did Levy ever complain about danger while working as an intern for the Bureau of Prisons? Did she tell you she was afraid of anybody? How did she describe her relationship with her parents? Did you know the last person Levy talked to before she disappeared? If so, how did he describe their relationship? Where did you first meet Levy? Do you in some way feel responsible for the fact she is missing?” The Chicago Sun-Times’ Michael Sneed puts her finger on something here. Those are the questions someone with an open mind would have asked someone close to a missing person. Chung’s questions were designed to humiliate and punish a man for adultery.

SURPLUS POLITICS

So far, the administration’s response to the inevitable avalanche of stories about the disappearing budget surplus has not exactly been encouraging. Yes, the critical rhetorical move by the president has already been made – but he needs to make it a central theme of the next few months if it is to get through. He should quickly and loudly hail the disappearance of the surplus as a critical goal for his administration. Call it the balanced budget strategy. Here’s a rough rhetorical outline: The surplus is simply the people’s money. If left in D.C., it’s at risk of being spent by the government. It should be ferried back to the people before their benighted leaders get their grubby little hands on it. Bush should criticize Republicans as well as Democrats for this, a triangulation that can only help his ratings. He should line-item veto pork – especially corporate welfare. He should point out the 8 percent increase in domestic discretionary spending in the last fiscal year as an indication of Congress’s lack of self-discipline, and ask the public whether they want the surplus to go into more government spending or back into their own pockets. Above all, he mustn’t play defense. If he does, he’ll be killed. This is the central debate of the fall, and Bush needs to get his strategy organized now.

FINALLY, A REAL INTERVIEW: Check out Mike Isikoff’s interesting dialogue with Gary Condit in Newsweek. For the first time, an interviewer seems interested in the relevant facts of the case. And for the first time, Condit makes some sort of sense. He’s an uptight guy who clearly doesn’t get today’s media culture, and who stumbled badly into a slow news summer. He still won’t say what he easily could to defend himself, by giving his account of the first police interview in which he allegedly impeded the investigation. His reason? That’s the police’s business, not the media’s. He seems to be unaware that in politics today, even cooperating with a police investigation must always be done with an eye to spin, and media strategy.

RUNNING THE NUMBERS: As to the Chung interview, a reader ran it through a computer, comparing it with Jim Lehrer’s interview with Bill Clinton when the Lewinsky scandal broke. Nothing mind-blowing in the data – but something worth thinking about nonetheless. Chung had 2,333 words of questions and interrupted Condit 27 times. Lehrer had 1,463 words in his questions and one interruption. Condit was allowed 4,040 words in response compared with Clinton’s 6,842. For every word Chung spoke, Condit got back 1.73. For every word Lehrer uttered, Clinton replied with 4.68. This is testament to the fact that the Chung interview wasn’t really an interview; it was a public execution. It’s also testament to Bill Clinton’s immensely superior political and theatrical skills. As we watch lesser mortals see their careers explode when they haven’t even been accused of anything, it’s worth remembering the amazing genius of a man who, for misdeeds far more legally and ethically serious than Condit’s, got away virtually unharmed.

MICKEY GLOATS: Mickey Kaus thinks it’s deeply embarrassing for me to have predicted “a small chance [Condit will] simply blow this non-scandal away,” in his interview Thursday night. He says it’s up there with Will Saletan’s “Bush is toast” prediction during the campaign last fall. Well, if Will Saletan had said that there was “a small chance” that Bush was toast, would anyone have remembered? (He seems to have missed my only surefire prediction about the interview: that Chung would ask Condit if he killed Chandra Levy. She did.)

CONDIT LOGIC

“If he had told everything up front to the police (which he stubbornly insists that he did), if he had confessed all 90 days earlier, or 80 days, or 70, etc., etc. his wife and children would still be shielded from the consequences of his stupidity?” – Michael Graham, National Review Online. Aren’t the words in italics relevant here? Has it occurred to Graham that Condit might be telling the truth? And how does he know he isn’t? I wish someone would tell me why this obviously pertinent issue can simply be dismissed as if it doesn’t exist. Or are we in a world now where such obvious facts are irrelevant to some moral grandstanding?

I JUST DON’T GET IT, DO I?

Many of you are mystified by my apparent open mind about the guilt or innocence of Gary Condit, and my belief that someone is innocent until there is even one solid piece of evidence that he is guilty. The point that you keep making is that Condit impeded the investigation. Levy’s parents make that statement again today, saying that Condit “came forward only after pressure began to build and the facts of his relationship became public.” It’s public record that Condit offered a $10,000 reward immediately he heard of Levy’s appearance, called the DC cops and tell them to take it seriously and talked to the cops for 45 minutes two days later. The only people we know impeded the investigation are the DC cops. We don’t know what Condit said to them, and the story I cite below suggests he told them in so many words the nature of his relationship with Levy. When the story leaked, Mrs. Levy complained that her daughter’s privacy was being invaded. After Levy’s complaint, Condit’s office pooh-poohed the story. The story has not been retracted by the Washington Post. So what’s the problem? The real inconsistency has come from the Levys, who first didn’t want their daughter’s active sex life made public, then blamed Condit for not making it public himself. As this investigation continued and the DC cops did their usual comic routine, the Levys needed a scapegoat. They found one. The media was willing. The trap was set. The facts be damned. Look: I have no beef for Condit. He seems a slippery worm to me. But slippery worms are exactly the people that good journalists and police should be careful not to smear. They’re the easiest to smear. And the invasion of my own privacy earlier this year is not the reason for my concern. I was just as concerned to defend Clinton’s privacy – until he compounded it with perjury and clear obstruction of justice. The discrepancy between my reaction and most of yours might be better explained by the fact that I haven’t watched any TV for three months. I haven’t been slowly poisoned against a non-suspect by the drip-drip-drip of smear promoted by cable news. Until there’s a shred of credible evidence that Condit lied to the police or has any connection with Levy’s disappearance, he will get the benefit of my doubt. If that’s nuts in today’s media world, then please escort me to the asylum.

“DID YOU KILL CHANDRA LEVY?”

So my sources were right. When that unprecedented question was asked, my jaw dropped open. Just when you think American television journalism cannot go any lower, a trap-door opens and you find yourself falling down into another sewer. The Chung interview was the single most disgusting hour I have ever witnessed on television. Question after question of simply outrageous inquiry into a man’s private life, into affairs that have no relevance whatsoever to any crime, questions that are put out there purely for titillation and money, and nothing else. And in between this obscenity – ads, ads, ads. Chung’s persistent inquiry into the exact sexual nature of Condit’s relationship with Levy was a particular outrage. Does she have no shame? He told us this in so many words, as he told the police in his first formal interview (see “What Lies?” below). This was an extra-legal inquisition based on exactly what such inquisitions are always based on. Condit was required to prove a negative on live television. He was required to prove his innocence against a barrage of questions based on the assumption of guilt. It was a travesty of any minimal American notions of fairness or justice. Even if he murdered Levy with his bare hands, this interview was out of bounds. No-one knows what happened. The man isn’t even a suspect. And those few questions which weren’t merely prurient were based on an implicit allegation of murder for which there is simply not a shred of credible evidence. The teasing segments about an affair with, in Chung’s phrase, “yet another woman,” made me nauseated. And that pompous pontificator, Charles Gibson, pretending to be some sort of reporter. Jeez. This wasn’t journalism. It was prostitution. And Condit wasn’t the whore.

WHAT LIES?: Here’s a classic piece of anti-Condit spin that doesn’t bear scrutiny. James Taranto of OpinionJournal.com writes the following sentence: “Condit doesn’t apologize for, or even acknowledge, lying to police about his relationship with his vanished paramour, Chandra Levy.” Hey, wait a minute. How does Taranto know that Condit lied to the police? That’s a crime. The police themselves have never said as much. No-one has access to the transcripts of the interviews between Condit and the cops. Has Taranto been talking to a psychic? Here’s what we know, taken from an excellent examination by the Daily Howler about a month ago: “Condit’s initial police interview occurred in mid-May. On June 7, the Washington Post published a story about it, citing unnamed police sources. Here’s how the story, by Allan Lengel, began: “Calif. Rep. Gary A. Condit told D.C. police that Chandra Levy has spent the night at his Adams Morgan apartment, according to law enforcement sources.” The headline: “Intern Spent Night, Condit Told Police.” Lengel gave a bit more detail: “The law enforcement sources said that although Condit told police that Levy had spent the night at his apartment, he did not say whether the two were romantically involved. He also did not specify when she had been at his apartment.” By July 7, Lengel and Petula Dvorak, probed further: “Law enforcement sources said that in his first interview, Condit said Levy had spent the night at his apartment in Adams Morgan but stopped short of discussing the relationship. One law enforcement source said that Condit told investigators to read into the relationship what they wished.”” That’s a lie? It seems to me to be an awkward attempt by someone to do all he could to help the cops while squirming under the scrutiny of an adulterous affair. Not pretty but not criminal. Maybe there’s some more information out there I don’t know of that will prove Condit’s deception. Happy if someone else has any better information. But to say on the basis of what we actually know that Condit lied to the cops is simply, er, a lie.