NOT THE ONION

But it could be. This is true. Well, as true as anything in the British tabloids can be. A janitor mistook a modern art exhibit for trash and cleaned it up and put it in the trash can. It was worth $8000. “As soon as I clapped eyes on it I sighed because there was so much mess,” the janitor comments. “I didn’t think for a second that it was a work of art – it didn’t look much like art to me. So I cleared it all into bin-bags and dumped it.”