A JEW ON A DESERT ISLAND

A Jewish friend of mine recently told me the joke of the Jewish guy on a desert island. After several years, he was discovered. He was proud of his survival and showed his liberators around the island. They were perplexed to see that he had actually built two temples to worship in. So they asked him why. “Oh, that one I worship in,” he replied. “That other one I won’t set foot in.” I couldn’t help thinking of that joke reading the New York Times this morning. This story was laugh-out-loud hilarious.