“A year ago, “unilateral” described the Bushites and “multilateral” the old Clintonites. But we have shown by our willingness to go it alone that we need not go it alone.” This is his best column since 9/11.
IRAN, AGAIN: By far the most ominous development in this war so far have been the Iranian leadership’s shenanigans. First they funneled large amounts of arms to the PLO. Now they’re trying to undermine the fledgling regime in Afghanistan. Why? They’re scared. They know that their own population is restless. They’re worried that a restored monarchy in Kabul would lead to greater pressure for a similar shift in Iran. Above all, as the Washington Post reports, they’re
” alarmed at the presence of Western military forces next door and uneasy at the prospect of Afghanistan entering the fold of pro-Western democracies. “They see this as a threat; they can’t tolerate a liberal presence in the area, and they fear the development of a more liberal, open society here,” [a top aide in Kandahar] said.”
My view is that it’s way past time for them to be scared. It’s time for them to be terrified. We need to funnel more money into the Iranian opposition and prepare for a military intervention to back it up.
MASCULINITY WATCH: Giorgio Armani is on the same wavelength as Tom Ford. “I want to pay homage to the workers, to the dignity of the workers with their simplicity and straightforwardness,” Armani told reporters recently. His latest designs include flat caps, military boots and donkey jackets. Then there’s the new Esquire. Here are the cover-lines: “How to Be Tough; Inside the Rumsfeld-Cheney War Machine; Bill O’Reilly’s Advice for Challenging Times; Jennifer Garner, The Toughest Woman on TV; Special Section: The Lost Art of Hand-to-Hand Combat; Roughing It; Inspiring the Troops; Being a Stand-Up Guy.” Grrrr. These aren’t the ’90s any more, are they?
PBS GIVES THE MONEY BACK: WGBH-TV in Boston has decided to get a sponsor other than Enron for its upcoming series called ”Commanding Heights: The Battle for the World Economy” due for broadcast in April. Keeping the money is a distraction from what they are trying to do. Paul Krugman and Bill Kristol, are you listening?
TALK VERSUS THE NEW YORK SUN: The Boston Phoenix does a match-up.
THE END OF ARAFAT: Hamas is now the only group that matters.
PFIZER’S PFIX: interesting piece by Deroy Murdock in NRO today on a private sector plan by the drug company Pfizer to give needy seniors a flat-fee $15 a prescription card. I hope they gain market-share and some kudos for what might well be a loss-making venture. It sure beats some of the more ambitious plans put out there by Congressional Democrats that would drain government coffers for decades to come. (The piece, by the way, is a good example of full disclosure. On the page, there’s a Pfizer ad. In the piece Murdock says he got paid for two speaking gigs for Pfizer. How much, Deroy?)
JACK’S WHACK: Jack Shafer takes a good-natured whack at yours truly in Slate. Shafer says I’m full of it because last summer, I defended the right of a one-man website to accept advertising. He says that makes my criticism of Paul Krugman incoherent. I don’t agree and here’s why:
a) There’s a difference between getting paid by a major corporation for a shady “brick in the wall” sinecure and then disclosing it some time later – and getting a lone ad for a website and announcing it in advance.
b) There’s a difference between an ad for a year for $7,500 ($20 a day) and a junket for doing next to nothing for a weekend for $50,000. I think the size of the fee is relevant. Why? Because most readers of the Times would think it’s relevant. I think most people understand a hack’s needing a few ad bucks for his website expenses – but a $50,000 “brick in the wall” junket is another thing entirely. Krugman thinks I’m naxefve for being appalled by vast amounts of corporate cash being handed over to journalists. Well, a whole lot of Americans outside the gilded pundit class are naxefve then, and I’m glad for it. If there wasn’t something dubious about it, why is such a practice barred for all New York Times columnists?
c) I disclosed the deal BEFORE I even got the money and told the New York Times. It was after the Times story that all the media watchdogs, who have been silent as the grave on the Krugman-Kristol story, got on my case. (Romenesko? Brill? Fallows? Peters? Are you out there?) My position was that it wasn’t a conflict, that I could see no way to fund a one-man website without the appearance of conflict, but that, if people persisted in seeing a conflict, I didn’t want to defend myself against those charges, especially with a controversial group like drug companies. It would have distracted from my journalism, just as Krugman’s Enron moolah distracts from his. So I gave the money back. Complicated? Yes. Incoherent? Nah. Look what WGBH just did above.
d) I haven’t been blasting Enron “cronies” while being one of them myself.
e) Unlike legit advertizing money, all Enron money, to my mind, is tainted. These people were the equivalent of thieves. They effectively stole from their shareholders in order to pay people like Krugman and Kristol. I think there’s a difference between a legit, disclosed ad and dirty money from the likes of Ken Lay. If he had any sense, Krugman would regain the high-ground by giving the money to the relevant charities, like most pols. In fact, he has more of a reason to do so because the politicians’ money went to campaign expenditures, while his went directly into his extremely fat wallet. And he got more for one sinecure from the Enron crooks than any congressman or Senator got in ten years.
Okay, Jack. Now how are you going to defend Bill Kristol?
DERBYSHIRE AWARD NOMINEE: “There’s more junk than that being marketed by NBC. MTV, a cable network designed for kids, is a filthy, disgusting, decadent, mind and soul stealer. I’m assuming the conscious adults reading this column have already caught on to that. I’m assuming you would never let your kids watch HBO without supervision and screening. And an even better solution for many families may be to throw the TV set where it belongs – in the recycling heap.” – Joseph Farah, WorldNetDaily.