THE MYTH OF THE ANTI-WAR LEFT

Remember how such a left doesn’t exist, has never existed, and is only part of the fetid imaginations of people like me? Ralph Nader was on O’Reilly tonight and he sure seemed like an anti-war left-winger to me – even now. Here’s a section of his response as to what he’d have done after September 11:

“Now onto your question, what I would have done after September 11 is invoked the doctrine of hot pursuit under international law, to go after and apprehend the backers of the attackers. Number two, I would have focused on the domestic front by going after the wartime profiteers, going after the autocratic ideologues, who think that this is a time to restrict our freedom of speech and dissent. And going after the corporate greed hounds, who are swarming over Capitol Hill for bailouts, subsidies, giveaways, tax loopholes and limited liability.”

Notice that Nader’s real energy is in Number 2. Notice also that the “autocratic ideologues” he wants to target are not al Qaeda or the Taliban, crushing basic human rights, torturing people for their religion, suppressing women, impoverishing their country. No, the real “autocratic ideologues” are Americans! Nader wouldn’t bomb, wouldn’t invade, and would probably do nothing. He even reiterates Noam Chomsky’s debunked claim that the war has created more misery, and starvation than was happening beforehand:

” Yes, but you see, there’s tremendous suffering going on. And I know it’s not like the suffering of our people, because we’re always more sensitive to our people. But far more civilians are dying, refugees, disease, death, you know, freezing to death, starvation, kids. I mean, these are real human beings.”

Nader’s view of Bush? He’s too dumb to be a good president:

“See, what we weren’t smart enough in doing is pitting the Taliban survival against the al Qaeda. You see? That’s what we weren’t smart enough to do, because we had a West Texas sheriff in the White House saying we’re going to get them. We’re going to smoke them out.”

No, there’s no anti-war left in this country. Just a figment of the right-wing press.

THE REAL VICTORY

Over a thousand Islamo-fascist militants have now been put in jail by President Musharraf of Pakistan. Over the weekend, he gave a public speech condemning this perversion of Islam, and charting a new path for his country away from the fundamentalist extremism of his neighbors and the past. Is this a response to India’s ultimatum? Yes. But its real origin comes from the will of the United States to fight back against Islamist terror. In a matter of months, we have rid one major country, Afghanistan, of its Islamo-fascist tyrants and profoundly shifted another, Pakistan. Indeed, Musharraf’s new direction is unthinkable without the Bush administration’s determination not to appease terror, negotiate with it, blink in the face of it, but to go out there and take it on. You can fund all the p.r. campaigns you want to keep these populations from hating the West, or engaging in Islamist fantasies. But force counts, and the tentative removal of Pakistan from the roster of terrorist-sponsoring states is a major victory, as big as the fall of Kabul. Now, for Iran and Iraq. And the same lesson applies: force + conviction = success.

SLATE LURCHES TO THE RIGHT: Amazing what a little joshing can do. Only days after I lambasted Tim Noah for running a blatantly pro-liberal feature called ‘Whopper of the Week,” he shows his unbiased credentials by going after Robert Rubin, former Clinton Treasury secretary. As Mickey Kaus would say, andrewsullivan.com gets results! Actually, Noah raises some obvious points about the dubious ethics of Rubin’s apparent phone call to help Enron. Tim even wonders why the New York Times, the Washington Post and the Wall Street Journal haven’t covered the Rubin angle more aggressively. Hmm. Tough one, that. Do you want to send Tim a copy of Bernie Goldberg’s book, or shall I?

THE ZEITGEIST SHIFTS: The Philadelphia Inquirer re-examines the Clinton legacy in the wake of September 11. What was once an outrageous allegation is slowly becoming conventional wisdom. Even Fareed Zakaria, who alternates between sharp analysis and worrying R.W. Appleitis, gets on message. In today’s Washington Post, he writes, “During the Clinton administration the CIA actually presented the National Security Council with a list of threats and asked that they be ranked according to priority. That would determine the time, money and effort that the agency would put in. A Clinton administration official recalls, ‘China, Iran, Iraq — these were all No. 1. Terrorism was a 3.’ Despite several warnings and some effort, terrorism never quite made it to the top of the president’s agenda.” Fareed ladles the blame around liberally, as he should. But ultimately he fingers the White House – under Clinton.

THOSE PESKY LABELS I:

“Our guests are two men with very firm, very different ideas about that. Here in Washington, former presidential candidate and conservative commentator Pat Buchanan. His new book gives something of a hint of where he stands. It’s titled ‘The Death of the West: How Mass Immigration, Depopulation and a Dying Faith are Killing our Culture and Our Country.’ And in Miami, we are joined by Jorge Ramos, Emmy-award-winning anchor for Univision, author and columnist. His latest book is “The Other Face of America: Chronicles of the Immigrants Shaping Our Future.”

– Jonathan Karl, CNN.

THOSE PESKY LABELS II:
A reader sends in how the MSN internet network presents the results for website searches:

“Frontpage magazine- ‘read news and commentary from this extreme right wing magazine.’
American Spectator online – ‘selected online features from muckraching American conservative magazine.’
Mother Jones.com – ‘online version of the popular MJ magazine. Provides full text articles from its current issue…. ‘
American Prospect – Bi monthly progressive magazine features news, editorials and interviews with esteemed political writers.”

Ah, that term ‘progressive.’ I’d almost forgotten about that one.

NOT ON MY BEACH: Liberal Malibu residents – Streisand, Geffen, Spielberg – do what they can to keep the public from access to their beaches. Check out this editorial from the Las Vegas Sun. I love those Hollywood liberals – keeping the gays in the closet and the hoi polloi off the beach.

THOSE CRAZY PROFS: Here’s a couple of telling quotes from Stanford professors, worrying about ROTC’s possible return to campus:

“ROTC represents a group of pseudo-faculty preparing students for war and training them to kill, and that is fundamentally unacceptable at a university,” says [Barton] Bernstein, [professor of history]. “I understand that there are times when society wants militaristic approaches to problems, but I don’t think it’s the place of first-rate universities to feed those desires,” says Cecilia Ridgeway, a professor of sociology and a Faculty Senate member. “Universities are about solving problems through discussion, not military approaches.””

Let’s just have a chat with al Qaeda next time, shall we? This is surely pay dirt for David Horowitz’s devastating poll, showing how slanted to the left most professors are. For once, David may be understating his case.

ENRON I

Old CW: Bush’s Whitewater. New CW: the Dems’ Ken Starr. My CW: we don’t know enough yet to know. But right now, I agree with David Brooks that this looks like an Agatha Christie mystery without a body. The most damning quote from the Post piece is the following: “Some Democratic lawmakers believe they can attack the White House coming and going: If anything was done to help a political intimate, Bush can be filleted for breaking his promise to restore honor and integrity to the White House. If nothing was done in response to the calls, some Democrats plan to argue the administration should have done something to protect shareholders and employees.” So what on earth was the Bush administration supposed to do? Look, my internal jury is out on whether there is a political – rather than a business – scandal here. But if it looks as if the Democrats are trying to get Bush whatever he did, then my bet is that it will backfire. And badly.

ENRON II: For a brief synopsis of what the “scandal” involves, take a look at both Safire and Herbert in the Times today. Herbert tries to do the usual number on Bush but even he has to concede that the Congressional Democrats are knee-deep in Enron contacts as well, not to speak of Robert Rubin. Safire, who has some cred in attacking Bush for various alleged improprieties, admits he sees no political scandal here. He’s right, it seems to me, to focus on Arthur Andersen instead.

AND HE SCREWED UP IRAQ AS WELL: On the plane back from Chicago, I read a pretty devastating piece from one Robert Baer in the new Vanity Fair. Baer is a former CIA man in Iraq, who watched as the Clinton administration, in the person of Tony Lake, pulled the rug from under what might have been a successful coup against Saddam in 1995. Baer has a book on the subject coming out, called, appropriately enough, “See No Evil.” If it’s as good as the extract, it will be well worth reading for students of the Clinton foreign policy legacy.

BY THE WAY: I was lucky enough this weekend to see “In The Bedroom,” the new movie with Sissy Spacek and Tom Wilkinson. It’s a reminder of when Hollywood used to make real, complex movies for grown-ups. Gut-wrenching, subtly acted, and hauntingly directed.

TRANSSEXUALS AND MARRIAGE: This story from Kansas is fascinating in its own right, but it also points to something really important. The basic story is a familiar one: old guy with money marries younger woman. Old guy dies. Heir accuses the new wife of gold-digging and wants her share of the loot. The twist is that the wife was born a man, and had a sex change operation. The son claims this invalidates the marriage. I support the woman, natch, but primarily because the marriage was legal when entered into, consensual, and valid. Changing the rules retroactively seems unfair. But in some ways, it would be more interesting if the courts struck down the marriage as invalid. Why? In the words of the New York Times, “Since marriage is seen as a fundamental right, several legal experts said that if transsexuals like Mrs. Gardiner were barred from marrying men, they would probably be allowed to marry women.” This line of argument suggests indeed that denying a human being any right to marry violates one of the core rights guaranteed by the Constitution. Maybe this case will help straight people realize that this is the position in which all gay people now live. Yes, I could marry a woman, but it would not be emotionally, spiritually, sexually meaningful for either of us. It would not be a marriage in any valid sense of the word. But I’m also barred from marrying a man, since this too, in the eyes of the law as it stands, does not constitute a marriage. The plight of this unusual transsexual is therefore the plight of all gay people today – denied one of the most fundamental rights guaranteed under the Constitution, a right absolutely inextricable from any meaningful “pursuit of happiness.” Perhaps it takes a case like this to get that point across.

THE CRIMSON BASHES WEST: There’s hope yet for Harvard. Here’s a brave young senior pointing out the lack of imperial clothing. I have great respect for Generations Y and Z. They seem less susceptible to cant than their boomer parents.

MEDIA BIAS WATCH I: I offer as evidence this little piece by Katharine Seelye in the New York Times Sunday. This is not an op-ed. But it assumes several things: a) that the conventional left-liberal approach to environmental policy is correct; b) that there is no reason for the Bush administration to pursue a marginally different environmental agenda than Clinton, except to cater to business interests; and c) that, if the administration does do some pro-environmental things, it cannot possibly do them except out of naked political calculus, rather than the merits of the case. Again, the article does not argue these things. It assumes them. It makes little mention of the many pro-environmental measures enacted by the administration, like tighter lead-fuel emissions standards, gives no context (i.e. the Clinton administration standards) in order to judge the new administration, and every single quote is from someone hostile to Bush. The picture used is of Bush with a chainsaw. No mention of his environmentally-friendly ranch, of course. If you think I’m exaggerating, check the piece out yourself. With few changes, it could have been written by a staff-member at the DNC. Seelye at one point condescends to the Bushies, saying, they “seemed finally to comprehend the depth of their problem when the public erupted over their pronouncements on arsenic.” I wonder how long it will take Katharine Seelye to comprehend the depth of her problem as well.

MEDIA BIAS WATCH II: “Meanwhile, conservative editorialists mocked what the writer Stuart Taylor, in Slate magazine, called a ‘feast of victimology.'” – Kate Zernike, New York Times, Sunday. Notice that the editorialists are ‘conservative’ but Stu Taylor is just a writer. In fact, Taylor is broadly speaking a liberal writer, which adds considerable heft to his judgment. So why was his credential omitted and the editorialists’ included? Readers are invited to send in examples of precisely this trope, in which conservatives are identified and liberals described as just ‘writers’, ‘experts,’ or ‘professors.’ (To be fair to Zernike, the piece itself seemed to me, apart from this lapse, admirably even-handed.)

EXPLAINING MBEKI: I found my boss’s column on Thabo Mbeki’s politics very, very helpful in understanding why he seems intent on letting his own countrymen die of a treatable disease. It doesn’t exculpate Mbeki’s criminal negligence, but it does help explain it.

GOOD FOR KELLER: “I wish I could summon up tributes to these men, if only for the contrarian
pleasure of defying the liberal tradition of these pages. But alas, it has to be said that each of them has impoverished our precious political culture.” – Bill Keller, New York Times, admitting that the Times’ op-ed page is skewed left. Now that wasn’t too hard, was it? Now just enjoy being an out-of-the-closet liberal newspaper.

THE OTHER KANDAHAR: Pederasty returns now the mullahs have been ejected. I should add I find this abuse of teenagers morally repugnant – not because they’re male, but because they’re boys.

I LOVE McFLURRYS MYSELF: But, sadly, I’m not alone.

MONEY TO BURN

Tina Brown’s Talk magazine has around the same number of subscribers per month that we have as visits. When you calculate our expenses and my free labor, we’re still well in the red but only in the thousands. We should make a profit this year, and I’m going to get my first little pay check next month. In just over two years, Brown has lost $55 million dollars. And people think that Internet media is an old story? It’s only just beginning.

WHAT GOLDBERG MEANS

Aaron Brown: “Some conservatives jumped on [Taliban fighter John] Walker, saying he is a product of cultural liberalism – the California kind – helping to turn an impressionable kid against his own country. Joining us from Salinas, California, one of those conservatives, Shelby Steele of the Hoover Institution. Mr. Steele wrote a provocative article the other day in The Wall Street Journal – a column in the Journal. And here in New York, a columnist who thinks Mr. Steele is making an awfully broad generalization: Richard Cohen of the Washington Post. It’s nice to have both of you here.
Mr. Steele.”
Shelby Steele: “First of all, let me interrupt you just a minute. Is Richard Cohen a liberal?”
Brown: “Yeah, Richard Cohen’s a liberal. I think he would say that, wouldn’t he?”
Richard Cohen: “On this issue.”
Brown: “Okay. Everyone is now branded, I guess.”
Steele: “Great. If I’m going to be, everybody’s going to be.”

– Exchange on CNN’s NewsNight, December 18.

FINDING OSAMA

I’ve learned to trust whatever Reuel Marc Gerecht writes. He was one of the most prescient of writers before September 11 and one of the most perceptive judges of al Qaeda’s strength and ruthlessness. His op-ed today is a welcome tonic of concern that al Qaeda has not yet been eradicated, and that, for all we know, bin Laden is still alive. This we should fear. As my old friend Peter Bergen has shown, al Qaeda has an international structure explicitly designed to protect itself against the extinction of any one cell or base. Sending American troops into Pakistan and elsewhere to find him – and not relying upon unreliable proxies – is therefore a must. So is action in Somalia and Yemen.

ENRON: I’m still trying to figure out what this Enron thing is all about. The key thing with scandals like this, it seems to me, is to ask yourself: what’s the worst accusation that could be made? With Whitewater, the worst possibility was that it was a petty, sweetheart deal. It was easy to see that, even if this were true, it wasn’t that big a deal. Surely, from what we know now, it’s even less of a deal with Enron. I haven’t seen any argument yet that takes us beyond the line that many in the Bush administration were close to Enron, that Enron helped bankroll Bush’s campaigns, and that therefore there is some sort of guilt by association. If that’s it, it’s not pleasant but, like Whitewater, not that damaging either. If it isn’t, and some in the administration knew of the improprieties or in any way gave Enron special treatment in concealing them, then they deserve any payback they get. So far, the opposite appears to be the case – that Enron asked for help and none was forthcoming. The golden rule for Bush is to get everything out now. Bush’s and Cheney’s tendency toward secrecy in these matters is by far the biggest danger. I agree with Byron York on this. In this political culture, some sort of scandal or semi-scandal or appearance of scandal is inevitable in any administration. What matters is how you deal with it. So they need to be as forthright as possible. No Clintonism, please. Look what it did to him in the end.

ONE LAST MORRISISM: Given my latest piece on Clinton’s record on terrorism, I asked Dick Morris if he thought Clinton would be worried right now about what September 11 was doing to his legacy. Could Clinton be remorseful? Or angry? Or reflective? Morris’s answer took a while, since he hasn’t spoken to Clinton in years. Here’s a short version of his answer: “The thing about Bill Clinton is that he never, ever, ever, ever, EVER, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, EVER, blames himself.”

WHY ARE CONSERVATIVE BOOKS SELLING?: Don’t you love it when a New York Times reviewer tries to explain why a book on liberal media bias is selling so well and he comes up with the following:

“It may simply be that conservatives are writing books of political thought and moderates and liberals aren’t. It may be that conservatives are simply more interesting when they do write and talk, and get to an audience’s belly in a way that liberals and moderates don’t. Or it may simply be that if you are a publisher and want to make money, the conservative writers with their broadcasting celebrity will attract the readers, so that’s where you put your chips.”

And could it be that the book is saying something interesting, important and correct? And Mr Arnold wonders where one might possibly get the idea that the media elites are sedated by their own liberal cocoon?

MEDIA BIAS IN SLATE: Here’s a little test. We’re told that although Slate has only Democrats on its editorial staff, it is perfectly able to restrain bias. Take a look at Tim Noah’s “Whopper of the Week,” feature. Now this section bills itself as a watchdog of lies in public life, a fun and often revealing feature. Now look at the Whopper of the Week 2001 Archive. By my accounting, there are 30 documented lies from Republicans, Conservatives, or right of center types; there are seven that really cannot be categorized (foreigners, admirals, etc.); and there are eight lies from Democrats or liberals. By far the biggest category of lies is confined to senior members of the Bush administration. 2001 was, of course, the year of the pardon scandals. But the most famous liar in recent history, one Bill Clinton, goes unmentioned, while George W. Bush gets multiple entries. Hmmmm. If this tally were unbiased, it would suggest that conservatives are three times more likely to lie than liberals. Now this may be a complete accident. It may be that Tim Noah, who is a bona fide big-L liberal, is completely unbiased in his selection of topics. Then again, it might be that he is not, and that he works for an excellent liberal online magazine, whose only real fault is that it won’t admit it’s biased to the left. I report. You decide.

KINSLEY ASKS II: Reading Bernard Goldberg’s best-seller tonight, I came across a curious excerpt. If you read Mike Kinsley’s critique, you might think that at some point, Goldberg claimed that it was evidence of bias that “a TV producer would decide to label a full-time ideologue like Phyllis Schlafly as ‘conservative’ but not feel obliged to label avocational activist Rosie O’Donnell as ‘liberal.'” As I say below, I think that is bias. But when you read Goldberg’s book, you find that Kinsley has conflated two comparisons Goldberg makes. Here they are on pages 56 and 57:

“Harry Smith, the cohost (at the time) of CBS This Morning, introduced a segment on sexual harrassment saying, ‘ … has anything really changed? Just ahead we’re going to ask noted law professor Catharine MacKinnon and conservative spokeswoman Phyllis Shlafly to talk about that.’ It sounds innocent enough, but why is it that Phyllis Shlafly was identified as a conservative, but Catharine MacKinnon was not identified as a radical feminist or a far-left professor or even as a plain old liberal?”

It seems to me that the Shlafly/Mackinnon contrast is pretty damning, and certainly far more damning than the Shlafly/O’Donnell contrast. On the next page, Goldberg writes:

“Rush Limbaugh is the conservative radio talk show host. But Rosie O’Donnell, who while hosting a fund-raiser for Hillary Clinton said Mayor Rudy Giuliani was New York’s “village idiot,” is not the liberal TV talk show host.”

Maybe I’m splitting hairs, but Mike is usually so devastatingly fair, even when he’s devastatingly sharp, that I was surprised by the conflation. I’m beginning to think the obvious truth of Goldberg’s book is causing havoc among otherwise sharp liberals. It has made Tom Shales look like a blithering idiot and now it’s made Mike Kinsley look either a mite careless or, well, biased.

KINSLEY ASKS

“Do they really think it is devastating evidence of bias that a TV producer would decide to label a full-time ideologue like Phyllis Schlafly as ‘conservative’ but not feel obliged to label avocational activist Rosie O’Donnell as ‘liberal?'” Er, Mike, that would be yes. I do really think that. O’Donnell is easily as far to the left as Shlafly is to the right, and she has a much bigger platform from which to voice her views. And a critical element of the power of her megaphone is that it is never labeled properly as left-wing advocacy. I also think it’s prima facie evidence of liberal media bias that there’s barely a single Bush voter on Slate’s editorial staff. Yet, Slate is never described as a liberal magazine. To take an obvious analogy, there’s barely a Gore voter on National Review Online, yet they are routinely described as a conservative magazine. Do I think that double-standard is devastating evidence of bias? No, it’s not devastating, but it’s pretty good food for thought. “Devastating” evidence is the shrillness of some people’s response to Goldberg’s book, including, alas, Mike’s.

WHEN DO I SLEEP?

I’m pretty thrilled by Ron Rosenbaum’s flattering assumption that I never sleep. Actually, I tend to sleep at least nine and often ten hours a night. I think that’s why I tend to be pretty productive most of the time. My hours are weird though. I work till around 1.30 am most nights and don’t get up till 11 or later. I’ve even trained the beagle to do the same.