HETERO-PEDO-LESBO-CHIC

This band has got it all. Paging Mary Eberstadt. Here’s a chance to blame lesbians for pedophilia!

THE ANTI-WAR ASSUMPTION: At least this Guardian columnist comes out and says it: “The status quo is safe. Iraq is in a box.” His solution: keep sending the inspectors around Iraq for another year. But why? If Hans Blix is enough to deter Saddam, why bother with more inspectors? Why bother with Resolution 1441? Why even bother with military preparation? Just demobilize and leave the inspectors to keep the peace. Just remember: The status quo is safe. Iraq is in a box. Just close your eyes, whistle cheerfully and wait for the nerve gas.

DARWIN DAY: A group of scientists want a national holiday in Britain to commemmorate the extraordinary achievements of Charles Darwin. I guess we won’t get such an opportunity over here. But darwin surely deserves some kind of national honor in Britain. I’d add Newton and create a Science Day.