FARTING IN THEIR GENERAL DIRECTION

“Oh no, some Americans have changed the name of toast and fries in a pathetic protest of what we feel is an obstruction of our genuine security concerns. How exactly is that a bigger deal than France, this week, officially banning the booing of their National Anthem, an offense now punishable by prison time and cash fines? We Americans may be jingoistic flag-waving primitives, but we’re still allowed to jeer the national anthem.” – from the Letters Page. More jolly frog-bashing <a href = follows.