A first-hand account from the epicenter of fifth columnism. Here’s another report from a pathetic protest in D.C. And another from Paris. Lamer? Then there’s this story about a puke-in in San Francisco. Yes, a puke-in. Hey, guys, why not just start defecating on the sidewalks? Here’s what I don’t quite understand: If you’re trying to persuade mainstream Americans that this war is wrong, why do you stop rush-hour traffic, rely on school kids playing hookie and set up a public mock-vomitorium? I guess asking obvious rational questions of these people is pointless. And then you’ve got the senior contingent. What has happened to old journalistic warhorses like Jimmy Breslin and Richard Reeves? Breslin just compared the president directly to Adolf Hitler. Reeves just predicted that the president will be assassinated because of the Iraq war. Can you say political suicide?