IN YOUR FACE

I’m delighted that Jonah Goldberg and his wife, Jessica Gavora, have such a cute kid who’s the spitting image of her dad. I’m delighted that many NRO readers are equally chuffed. But next time I mention my boyfriend, would you please spare me the emails telling me I’m pushing my sexual orientation in your face? What has Jonah just done but declare his heterosexuality loud and clear? And good for him. But what’s sauce for the, er, well, you can fill in the rest of the metaphor yourselves.

HILLARY STIFFS GAYS: And activists are surprised? Were they alive during the Clinton administration? Yes, the Clintons sounded good, but, to echo Bob Geldof, on gay civil rights, they did fuck all.

EMAIL OF THE DAY: “Have you noticed that the NY Times is running banner ads at the top of The Onion’s website? I’m most annoyed at this. I read The Onion to laugh at made-up stories with forged datelines and invented quotes. Wait, no, maybe that’s the Times. I’m getting confused.” – more feedback on the Letters Page.