“I could hardly breathe. Gulping for air, I started crying and yelling at Donald and Dick and Condoleezza: ‘What are you saying? Why did you lie to me? What do you mean, there were no weapons of mass destruction?'” – president George W. Bush, as imagined by Francine Prose.
HILLARY SUCK-UP WATCH: “The woman [HRC] is stronger than Queen Elizabeth I of England, a greater strategist than Catherine the Great of Russia, braver than Boadicea or the Amazons of old. And yet the demands of fame in America are such that she has to grovel to the appalling level of reality TV to get our undivided attention. The fault, dear readers, is not in Hillary, but in our ghastly mass media, which only applauds brainy women when we are reduced to tears.” – Erica Jong, the New York Observer.
THE DEMS AND SADDAM’S WMDs: They were once as unequivocal as the Bush administration. And right.
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