Thanks for your many emails. Here’s one I empathize with:
I had to take a class at the College of NJ called … hmmm… ah … SET (Science, Ethics, and Technology). A truly liberal-ating experience it was. During the Semester, a speaker was to give a lecture on the modern state. After the usual accolades, he began his lecture with his first point, “The final and greatest evolution of government is communism.” He later moved on to say that Gulf War I was pushed by the military to test newly developed weapons. Well I paid too much money and spent too much time in the military at Ft. Bragg to take his rhetoric any longer. I asked him openly “If communism is sooo great why did its bastion implode?” On the Gulf War point, I told him it was baseless and I didn’t think he knew what he was talking about. Anyway the rest of the semester I was attacked almost at every turn by brainwashed classmates. It didn’t matter. I got an A-. To the conservative students: do your homework; read ahead so they can’t trap you in an argument that they prepared throughout the 60’s and 70’s for.”
That’s good advice. But then you never know when it’s going to come flying at you:
This past fall term at the University of Oregon, I was taking a Brazillian Jiu-Jitsu class. The teacher decided that on Columbus Day, he would give the class a huge lecture on how evil it was for our government to celebrate a man who not only is to blame for the extinction of countless Native American cultures, but is indirectly a cause of Hitler’s Holocaust. This went on for an entire class, and at one point he even made a comparision of Bush to Hitler using what Bush was doing in the Middle East as his justification for that. This led to a diatribe on the evils of capitalism and the Oil Industry. Before that class session, I always thought that Brazillian Jiu-Jitsu was just about grapple-style fighting, little did I realize that if I were to be a true Brazillian Jiu-Jitsu artist I would have to battle the evils of genocide and capitalism as well.
And then there’s simple social bias, which in previous times, we’d have called snobbery:
The professor was explaining to her grad students — presumably all of like mind and background of course — that blue collar workers like police officers were a rather sad lot since they possessed little respect for formal education and consequently destined their children to a similar “fate” by failing to instill an adequate appreciation of higher learning and the personal and social benefits to be accrued from it. When I assured her that this was not the case seeing as my own father was a street cop who wanted his son to have more career opportunities, she was absolutely flabbergasted (and somewhat contrite, I like to think.) I couldn’t resist turning the screws a little by informing her that he had also earned a Masters degree while on the force. Since I was at one of the more prestigious universities, I eventually grew accustomed to the occasional disparaging remark directed at those who have to dirty their hands for a living, but whenever someone raised the topic I always remembered that time when my father took me to Dunkin’ Donuts after his shift (there’s some truth in stereotypes, of course). A member of some pacifist sect approached my father and said sanctimoniously, “I used to be a police officer once, and then I put down my gun.” My father replied calmly, “And the only reason you could do that is because I won’t.”
Reminds me of president Bush in Iraq. I’ve been overwhelmed with responses, so please only send some more if they’re really memorable. I find them all revealing in different ways.