“Senator, I will say this. I think that politically, historically, the one thing that people try to do, that society is structured on as a whole, is an attempt to satisfy their felt needs, and you can satisfy those needs with almost any kind of political structure, giving it one name or the other. In this name it is democratic; in others it is communism; in others it is benevolent dictatorship. As long as those needs are satisfied, that structure will exist.” – John F. Kerry, Congressional Testimony, April 22, 1971.
“I have always said from day one that the goal here . . . is a stable Iraq, not whether or not that’s a full democracy. I can’t tell you what it’s going to be, but a stable Iraq. And that stability can take several different forms.” – John F. Kerry, April 14, 2004.
LEFT-WING RACISM WATCH: Ah, yes, the Guardian. That beacon of enlightenment. And on one of their anti-American talk-boards, they just opined that “Condelssa Rice looked like a trained monkey on a chain.”
BEAR WATCH: Jesse Ventura just got even sexier with that beard. If that were possible.