SCOTT BLOCH WATCH

The religious right head of the Office of Special Counsel is at it again. First, he tried to reverse anti-discrimination policies against gay federal employees. Now he’s trying to issue a gag-order on whistle-blowers. Where do they find these people? Obvious answer: Karl Rove.

MORE ONION SERIOUSNESS: Another foreign newspaper takes the Onion seriously. This time in China. No, Beijing Evening News, Congress is not going to build a retractable roof any time soon.