It was a “male enhancement pump” under the black robes. The judge insists: “That’s not mine. That’s not my bag, baby.”
KEEPING DC VOTERS UNREPRESENTED: Michael Barone, himself a DC resident, has this to say:
Here’s my argument for maintaining the District clause of the Constitution which gives the federal government control of the District of Columbia.
You said you knew the historical reasons for the District clause, but I think they’re worth restating. As I understand it, the Framers were concerned about mob control of the capital city and hence, potentially, the federal government. They had seen mobs in American cities in the Revolutionary period, and they had watched from afar as the anti-Catholic mob in London’s Gordon Riots of 1780 took control of the city and destroyed the house of the Lord Chief Justice, Lord Mansfield, in Lincoln’s Inn Fields. They would see in the 1790s the mob in action in Paris.
How is this relevant today? My answer can be summed up in two words: Marion Barry. At one point in Barry’s reign the Metropolitan Police stopped checking criminal records and hired a fair number of convicted felons. The federal government should not have to stand idly by when this sort of thing happens. You complain that the District is ruled, ultimately, by voters from outside. But this is true of all American cities. Cities are legally creatures of the state, and city governments can be abolished or altered by state governments. Thus in the 1970s New York state government stepped in and asserted control when the New York City government spent itself into near-bankruptcy. In practical terms, this was done with the agreement of city government officials–but they had virtually no bargaining leverage against the state government and the bond market.
Having said that, I believe that Congress should use the power of the District clause with great restraint. I entirely agree with you that Congress should not bar same-sex marriage in a jurisdiction where most voters and council members might very well be in favor of it (though not for sure: some black ministers and black politicians are strongly in opposition). But Congress did step in during the 1990s when the District, like New York in the 1970s, spent its way to near-bankruptcy. The lead Republican on this issue in the House, Tom Davis of Northern Virginia, did take care to consult District officials and acted in tandem with District Delegate Eleanor Holmes Norton, who in turn deserves great credit for acting responsibly and with no hint of demagoguery. But someone needed to step in, and only Congress could.
On representation in Congress. I support Tom Davis’s bill to provide the District with full voting representation in Congress (though the District’s population is now below that of the average congressional district). Davis’s bill is ingenious: he would add, until the next Census, two members to the House, one from the District and one from the state entitled to the 436th member according to the apportionment formula established by statute. Happily, the 436th state under the 2000 Census is Utah, which means that supporters of Davis’s bill can be almost 100 percent certain that it would result in the election of one new Democrat and one new Republican.
As for representation in the Senate, I think it’s a little absurd to give two senators to a city whose population is only one-fifth of a single metropolitan area. Would we create Delaware anew if it did not already exist? I say that as one who has lived and voted in the District for 29 years. If I wanted congressional representation, I could move to Maryland or Virginia. (Or even West Virginia, from which some of my U.S. News colleagues commute, which means they have Senator Byrd pumping money into their communities.) No one is forced to live in the District. You could have argued in the 1950s and 1960s that many people were, since black people then found it very difficult to buy or rent houses in most parts of suburban Maryland and Virginia. But that is no longer the case: the Census shows numerous black people in every Census tract in the metropolitan area. Most blacks in metropolitan Washington now live outside the District.
I repeat: I don’t want Congress legislating for the District except in the most egregious cases. But I don’t want it to lose the superintending control that every state government has over every incorporated city in the United States.
As always, Michael makes some good points against full representation. I’d be happy with one real Congressman and one real Senator. Or transferral to another state. But the original reasons for keeping the capital under control strike me as extremely weak. Marion Barry? That strikes me as an extreme case. But voters have an absolute right to elect fools and crooks if they want, without Big Daddy coming to their rescue. It’s also impossible, I think to understand the history of this without appreciating the power of racism. If DC had always been a predominantly white city, this disenfranchisement would have ended long, long ago. Sad but true. In any case, using DC as an experiment, merely to advance a legislative strategy on marriage is obviously outrageous. But, from the leadership of the social right, completely predictable.