SELF-PARODY WATCH

The Guardian urges readers not to buy Budwesier because … well …:

Surprising as it sounds, the American brewer of Budweiser, Anheuser-Busch, also owns the SeaWorld chain, home to several performing killer whales. A British group, Born Free, has no problem with beer, but believes that it is cruel to keep animals in captivity. The most prominent case is that of Corky the orca, currently living at SeaWorld San Diego.

There’s much more. Bacardi, for example, might be anti-Castro. Unforgivable.