Wonkette has been having some fun with the celebrities Rick Santorum turned out for his alternative Hollywood endorsement of the FMA. The headliners? Drum roll, please:
• Darrell Green (Green played for the Washington Redskins for twenty years, earning seven trips to the Pro-Bowl.- Once the fastest man in the NFL, he retired as the oldest defensive back ever in the NFL) —– ——- ——-
• Dean Jones (Jones was nominated for a Golden Globe Award in 1971, and is known chiefly as one of Disney’s top stars in the 1960s and 1970s.- He is also known for his leading role in ” Herbie the Love Bug.”) —– ——- ——-
• Marvin Winans (Marvin is a member of the gospel group The Winans, who are Grammy, Dove and Stellar award-winners.- He is also pastor of a church in Detroit, Michigan.) —– ——- ——-
• Pat Boone (Boone was the second most-popular singer in the United States in the 1950s – second only to Elvis Presley.- He’s recognized by Billboard Magazine as the #10 rock recording artist in history.)
Of course, Pat Boone’s orange-chartreuse-sherbert jacket stole the show. But hey, no one can accuse the GOP of being out of touch with the 1950s, can they?