A depressed Kerry-supporter? Here’s one option that some of you might want to consider, from Craigslist:
Go ahead and gloat by putting me over your knee and reminding me that George Bush is King! I’ll take it like a man. Any conservative women out there want to spank a handsome, polite, fit and clean liberal and make some cash? Make a sore loser out of me!
This is how Margaret Thatcher used to win elections.
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