THE ARMY YOU HAVE

Peter Scoblic buries Rumsfeld’s inane rhetoric.

MALKIN AWARD NOMINEE I: “There are certain things you want to avoid like an aloof Beacon Hill windsurfer with a crazy gypsy wife, crazed lunatics like Michael Moore sitting in the seat of honor at the convention, shadowy billionaires like George Soros paying for everything — I mean, why that didn’t play in the heartland I’ll never understand.” – Mark Simone, WABC radio host.

MALKIN AWARD NOMINEE II: “Criminal lawyers and all the mushy rabble of do-gooders and bleeding hearts in society and politics have marched under the Freudian flag toward the omnipotent state of Karl Marx.” Newburgh City Manager Joseph Mitchell, as cited by Mickey Kaus.

JIHADISTS VERSUS WHORES: You know whose side I’m on, don’t you?