ANOTHER ONE

Alan Keyes’ daughter is a lesbian. Surprise! How many more virulent anti-gay politicians and activists have gay offspring? Still, she showed her family loyalty by campaigning with her dad. And her dad’s compassionate conservative approach to this news? He has apparently cut her off. Pro-family? More here.

BABYDADDY: Who wouldn’t want to be compared to the Scissor Sisters? Alas, it’s hard in DC. I had a blast Saturday night at “Blow Off,” Bob Mould’s and Rich Morel’s basement disco/bear/slacker/facial hair bi-weekly gathering downstairs at the 9.30 Club. And then I noticed what the bouncer was reading. A text-book on international trade issues. Only in DC. Only in DC.