Here’s a good one from Greg Gutfeld:
“A FUNNY BAR JOKE! (burp!)
Jann Wenner walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet. “Does your dog bite?”
“No.”
A few minutes later the dog takes a huge chunk out of Mr. Wenner’s leg.
“I thought you said your dog didn’t bite!” he says indignantly.
“That’s not my dog,” says the other man.
“I can’t help but believe that this is in part the result of Bush’s War on Iraq,” says Jann, before limping out to his car.
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