ZIONIST CONSPIRACY WATCH

They’ve even contaminated the paper cups in Saudi Arabia.

MEANWHILE: As Iraq’s careening journey toward some sort of attempt at democracy continues, Russia and China get chummier and chummier. Funny how al Jazeera noticed, innit?

A DIVORCE AMENDMENT? The theocons are not dumb enough to introduce one, but some are honest enough to concede it’s a much bigger problem for marriage than gays’ committing to each other.