THREE SOPHOMORES SAVED SEVEN PEOPLE

But the feds were helpless. If you’re not outraged yet, read this story. Money quote: “We found it absolutely incredible that the authorities had no way to get there for four or five days, that they didn’t go in and help these people, and we made it in a two-wheel-drive Hyundai.” But this is the Bush administration, buddy. They still haven’t secured the road to the Baghdad airport, remember? (Hat tip: Alex Whalen.)