EMAIL OF THE DAY II

“I am from Maine and I just have to say FEMA is so thoughtful to send us some ice. We do love our cocktails up here (G & T with extra lime is my favorite, just in case FEMA people are reading), and what with the high heating oil prices, we are going to need some extra mood enhancement to weather the ballooning fuel bills. Still, it would have been even nicer if they had sent us some extra fuel oil or maybe some wood to burn. But the ice is such an unexpected gift. Does one send a card?”