WHOPPER OF THE WEEK

“Q: Let me change gears here for a moment, if you don’t mind. I’m curious if you, Governor Schwarzenegger or private citizen Arnold Schwarzenegger, if you’ve have ever attended a gay marriage or a gay commitment ceremony — a gay or lesbian marriage or commitment ceremony?

Arnold Schwarzenegger: I can’t remember.”

San Jose Mercury News. You mean to say you could forget going to a same-sex marriage or commitment ceremony? Who is he, Bill Clinton? Later in the interview, he says: “I don’t work like a politician.” Uh-huh.