SQUIRTING GEODUCKS

I’m not making this up but the Evergreen State College in Washington State has the geoduck as their athletic mascot. There’s even a “Geoduck Fight Song.” It goes like this:

Go, Geoducks go,
Through the mud and the sand,
let’s go.
Siphon high, squirt it out,
swivel all about,
let it all hang out.

Go, Geoducks go,
Stretch your necks when the tide
is low
Siphon high, squirt it out,
swivel all about,
let it all hang out.

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