MEET THE SMOOTHIES

Now, even the heartland is embracing hair-free men. It’s almost enough to regret being gay.

DON’T FOLLOW YOUR HEART: Kate Marie of “What’s The Rumpus?” differs from Steve Jobs.

THE POWER OF NIGHTMARES: The writer of the anti-neo-con documentary explains himself.

THE BRIT INVASION: This time, it’s purveying crappy television.

THE SYRIAN BORDER

The more you ponder what’s going on in Iraq, the more you realize the wisdom of Michael Ledeen’s broken record that this is a regional war, and you simply cannot win it within the confines of one country. I’m very grateful for your emails and, rather than give you a single conclusion, let me map out the options I’ve received. The first is that the open Syrian border is a deliberate policy, the fly-trap theory, if you will. According to this theory, we want the Jihadists from Saudi Arabia, Syria and elsewhere to come to Iraq so we can deal with them there. The only problem is that the mayhem this causes in Iraq undermines the political project, generates casualties among U.S. soldiers, and so weakens morale at home. It also means the possibility of turning Iraq into Jihad Central, making it harder and harder for us to leave – ever. Flytrap would make sense if we didn’t have to sustain American morale.

IT’S IMPOSSIBLE: More plausible to my mind is the simple fact that we cannot do it, and so we are making a virtue out of a dreadful necessity. Here’s a blunt email laying out the case:

My CIA World Fact book tells me the Iraq-Syrian border is 605 kilometers; the Lebanese-Israeli border is only 79 kilometers. To truly seal the Iraq-Syrian border (even with plenty of gee-whiz sensors) you are still going to need boots on the ground to interdict border crossers. Bombing everyone is not an option and only securing paved / established border crossings will just ensure infiltration occurs by foot. For argument’s sake, lets say you post soldiers every 250 meters along the border. They will need to be in pairs and can probably pull 8 hour shifts. So for every guard point you need at least 6 soldiers. However, this does not account for logistics personnel supporting those troops. Let’s be optimistic and say we have a 50/50 “tooth to tail” ratio with 1 support soldier for every combat soldier. With this set-up, you would still need (605KM) x (24 Soldiers / KM) = 29,040 total troops. Not exactly “a handful of guys on the ground.”

But not completely out of reach either? An Israeli reader debunks even that possibility:

I live near and serve in my reserve unit on the Lebanese border. To guard against infiltration, the Israel Defense Forces deploys a division on this border. The exact numbers are secret, but we are talking about at least 3 – 4,000 combat troops, plus support and logistical units from Northern Command. This is in a period of relative quiet. Our defenses, both physical and electronic are also highly developed and have taken years and millions of dollars to install. Now take a map of the Middle East and compare the Israel-Lebanese border with the Syrian-Iraq border and you can begin to understand the size of the problem the Americans face. Given that their forces are already pretty stretched, I don’t know where they’d get the men. They would also lack the necessary infrastructure of bases, patrol roads, fences, obstacles, detection devices, etc. to make it work. This would be a huge project. Plus, the locals have been smuggling through this area for centuries; they know it like the back of their hands. Don’t expect the Americans to try to “seal off” the border with Syria any time soon.

Gulp.

LEAST WORST OPTIONS: The third best option is what we are apparently doing: trying to glean intelligence on groups of Jihadists gathering on the border and conducting operations like Matador and Sword to round up or kill the infiltrators. We can also lean heavily on Syria and Saudi Arabia to do what they can. The Saudis, of course, couldn’t give a shit. The Syrian Baathists are reeling from their Lebanon retreat and would be even more isolated if a Shiite-dominated democracy emerged next door. So our options are limited. Which is not good news. Then there’s the slightly paranoid paleo-con explanation, which you can read on Steve Sailer’s blog here. I fear a war of endless attrition with these maniacs, a war that will make a transition to Iraqi democracy far more protracted than we anticipated, and far more difficult than the administration has prepared the American people for. Here’s another emailer:

Controlling the movement and actions of a determined few people in a country as large as Iraq is very, very difficult. It’s difficult even in cities. There are plenty of examples of how to do it though. What it takes is a massive and ruthless secret police. That’s what Saddam had. That’s how the Soviet Union operated. The very name we use for countries that exert nearly complete controll of their citizens is telling: Police State.
This is why we are doomed to failure in Iraq. We don’t have the will or the ability to set up a massive and ruthless secret police system. That’s one reason we didn’t persue ultimate victory in Viet Nam. We could have crushed the north Vietnamese but then what? How were we going to rule the country? We knew that even a defeated North Vietnam didn’t mean the end of fighting. The Viet Cong had been fighting a geurilla was for 30 years. Military defeat of their national army would have meant nothing. And we knew from our experience with the south Vietnamese that we could never get good enough intelligence, never be ruthless enough, to defeat a determined insurgency. So we did what we are doing in Iraq. We tried to “win hearts and minds.” Anytime you see that slogan, hide your sons and dughters. All it means is that we have gone as far as we can militarily and now we’re stuck.

If someone has a more cheerful and realistic scenario, please email me and explain why I’m wrong.

THE POPE AND POTTER

Benedict apparently praised an anti-Harry Potter activist in a private letter before he became Pope:

In the letter, then-Cardinal Ratzinger specifically pointed to the fact that the danger in the Potter books is hidden was greatly concerning. “It is good that you shed light and inform us on the Harry Potter matter, for these are subtle seductions that are barely noticeable and precisely because of that deeply affect (children) and corrupt the Christian faith in souls even before it (the Faith) could properly grow and mature,” said Cardinal Ratzinger… Regarding the harm to children from the Potter books, Kuby again quotes Cardinal Ratzinger’s letter saying, “That they (children) are being cut off from God, the source of Love and Hope, so that they in sorrowful life conditions are without a foundation that supports them – that they lose the spirit of discernment between good and evil and that they will not have the necessary strength and knowledge to withstand the temptations to evil.”

I can’t independently confirm the letter. And I sure hope the Pope isn’t straying onto fundie la-la-land. But it wouldn’t surprise me.

NOW SPAIN

The marriage movement continues to accelerate across the civilized world. Notice the democratically elected majorities – 158 to 133 in Canada’s parliament, 187 – 147 in Spain’s, 391 – 49 in Britain’s (the Brits call civil marriages for gays “civil partnerships,” but they are all but identical in substance). Christianist Tony Perkins of the Family Research Council said of the Canadian decision, supported by a majority in the polls: “Similar to tactics here in the U.S., the move for gay ‘marriage’ in Canada was driven by a small minority and liberal activist judges.” And a parliamentary and popular majority, Mr Perkins. And please refrain from those scare quotes around the term “marriage.” Whether Perkins likes it or not, there are now no differences between gay and straight marriages in Spain, Canada, Holland, Belgium and Massachusetts. His scare quotes – and those routinely used by the Washington Times – apply to heterosexual couples as well. Are their marriages now phony, according to the religious right? One question will also soon emerge. In a while, many married Canadians or Spanish or Dutch or Brits may want to work or immigrate in the U.S. or have employers or universities over here eager for their skills and ability. But the immigration services won’t recognize their spouses. Are we soon to have a policy of family break-up in immigration policy? Or a de facto policy of refusing to let foreign gay couples immigrate? Or indeed married couples where one is, say, Spanish and one American, and only the American can live in the U.S.? The reputation of this country as a place of non-discrimination, already tarred by formal discrimination against foreigners with HIV, will inevitably suffer.

THE BORDER QUESTION

This email from someone with military expertise helps a little:

We certainly can do what you suggest, and with a handful of guys on the ground. The Bush Administration is choosing not to do so. This may be for reasons we can learn from open sources (e.g., the political fallout from that incident in which the bus full of fighters we bombed was claimed to be a bus full of Mother Theresa clones) or, it may devolve from circumstances we are not privy to. What is clear is that for now, at least, the Bush administration is giving a pass to some terror sanctuaries/patrons (e.g., Syria, Arafatistan, etc.) and not to others. Without inside info, our problem as spectators is that a brilliant strategy clothed in perfect tactical deception looks much like incoherence wrapped in duplicity. Israel managed to stop infiltration from Lebanon, by the very same crowd now streaming from Syria into Iraq, for 18 years. How come the Great Satan isn’t doing in Iraq what the Little Satan did on its border with Lebanon?

Good question. I’m sorry but the time when we gave the administration the benefit of the doubt re: grand strategy is over. If leaving the Syrian border open is a choice, we have a right to know why. If we have a “flypaper” strategy, we should be informed by the president. I’m all for keeping operational issues secret, but in a war where public support is crucial, you have to explain overall strategy. When there’s an obvious question hanging in the air, we deserve an answer.

ON SEALING THE SYRIAN BORDER

Still haven’t received any emails making a calm case for why this is either impossible or a bad idea. I’m eager to be better informed. This made some sense:

Perhaps the reason for not using the military to secure the Syrian border has something to do with a particular sensitivity to the somewhat widely held belief that the US has its military eyes on Damascus. Perhaps it would not look great to be amassing our forces on that border if our notion is not a military incursion therein. It would force the Syrians to deploy forces to their own border and would result in a rather dicey stand-off, I think.

Anything to put Damascus on edge seems like a good idea to me. And we could tell them we’d withdraw the troops if they policed their side. Any military experts or strategists out there who can help me flesh out the pros and cons?

COURT SPECULATION: Just passing this along. Some of you have asked who I’d like on the court. The answer is that I don’t have the time to investigate the paper trails of everyone who could be nominated. My general view is that presidents should be given wide lee-way in getting whom they want. I supported Bork and Thomas (although I believed everything Anita Hill said). Still, I’d prefer an economic and social libertarian, rather than some natural law theocon. Obviously.

DEBUNKING THE CONSPIRACY

One of the more loathesome pieces of far-left propaganda recently was the pseudo-documentary, put out, of course, by the BBC, describing the war on terror as a battle between one renegade intellectual, Leo Strauss, and Sayyid Qutb, father of Islamo-fascism. It’s called “The Power of Nightmares.” Mercifully, a sane liberal, Peter Bergen, has helped expose it. Clive Davis explains.

EQUALITY IN CANADA

Last night was another extraordinary moment in the civil rights movement of our time. After eight provinces had already guaranteed equal treatment under the law for gay couples, the national parliament voted for full marriage rights for gay Canadians. Spain will soon follow. By Christmas, Britain will have full marriage rights under the rubric of “civil partnerships”. (The only difference between CPs and CMs is a one-year waiting period for citizenship for the foreign partner of a gay Brit.) Meanwhile, the U.S. president backs an amendment stripping gay couples of all protections for their relationships and dozens of states have barred even domestic partnerships for couples whose main sin is wanting to settle down and commit to each other for life. When I came to America twenty-one years ago next month, I found a country brimming with freedoms and openness with respect to emotional and sexual orientation; it was a revelation coming from a far-more repressed Britain, and one reason I couldn’t bring myself to leave. In two decades, the reverse is true. We have made enormous gains (there have been close to a thousand marriages in Provincetown since last summer), but the logic of gay dignity and equality has somehow been blocked in many places here, while flourishing in the rest of the free world. One instrument in the majority support for gay couples settling down in Canada was a documentary, “Tying the Knot,” that was broadcast on national television twice before the parliamentary vote. PBS is too cowed by the religious right to show the documentary here. But it’s a powerful film, and you can buy it here. I recommend it highly – especially for those who think that gay couples somehow don’t face real hardship and cruelty because of their lack of legal protections, especially poorer couples in rural areas.

A NEW RATIONALE: Swift Report has discovered a new reason for the war in Iraq, as explained by president Bush.

BUSH’S PEP TALK

It was useful to be reminded of why we’re there. The war was partly a defensive action against the possibility of Jihadists’ getting a hold of Saddam’s WMDs; it was partly finishing off a job that was started over a decade previously; and it was partly a deep, strategic response to 9/11, born from the belief that if we didn’t reverse decades of support for autocracy in the Middle East, we would get more 9/11s, and Iraq was as good a place as any to start. The president was right to reiterate all this. The speech was also important simply as a statement of resolve. Resolve matters in wartime and Bush’s obstinacy is an asset, not a liability, all things considered. Alas, when it came to explaining how our strategy in Iraq has worked, is working and will succeed, the speech was alarmingly short on persuasiveness. Around the edges of the president’s demeanor and rhetoric, I sensed a little panic. The speech had nothing – nothing – new, except an implicit rebuke to the unhinged bluster of Dick “last throes” Cheney. I do think that the following, however, was pretty striking:

To complete the mission, we will prevent al-Qaida and other foreign terrorists from turning Iraq into what Afghanistan was under the Taliban – a safe haven from which they could launch attacks on America and our friends. And the best way to complete the mission is to help Iraqis build a free nation that can govern itself, sustain itself, and defend itself.

The inference here is clear. The U.S. intervention, and its ill-planned, under-manned, haphazard execution, has made Iraq more of a terrorist threat than it might otherwise have been. I say “might,” because an eventually unconstrained Saddam could well have become such a menace. But the president here outlined the case of the war critics: that this war may have made matters worse; that Iraq could become another Taliban-Afghanistan; and that is now why we can’t afford to lose. I don’t believe that fully. I think that by 9/11, the threat was already too far gone to be deterred by half-measures. What dismays me is that the Iraq war has been such a “half-measure.” It was never conducted with the kind of massive force and meticulous planning that would have forestalled such a dangerous possibility. But, look, these are fights over the past. There is too much at stake to rehash them endlessly. What matters now is winning. And so let me suggest something concrete for those of us who want to win.

WHY CAN’T WE SEAL THE SYRIAN BORDER? That’s the essential question. It seems we have made some progress with the Sunni minority; it seems that a silent Iraqi majority wants a new democracy; it also seems that many of the worst suicide attacks are clearly coming from foreign Jihadists. Almost all these jihadists are coming from the Syrian border. It seems obvious that one of our principal tasks right now is therefore to secure that border. The question is: why can’t we? The answer is: we don’t have enough troops. But the president again reiterated the formual last night that he doesn’t set troop levels; and the commanders say we have enough. So we have to ask him again and again: if we have enough troops, why isn’t the border secure? How many extra troops would it take to secure it? These would not be occupying the country as such, and so wouldn’t fall into the category of prolonging the occupation. They would obviously be defending Iraq from foreign terrorists. Could a combination of such troops and surveillance technology drastically cut down the number of infiltrators? It seems clear we cannot afford to reposition troops in the country to the border, so where can we find the additional men? Wouldn’t this be an ideal task for the U.N., or for NATO or even for other Arab forces? Or could we find another 30,000 or so from elsewhere in the world? Instead of going round and round on the troop level question, let’s get specific and ask why the border cannot be sealed. We may even get a specific answer. I’m just trying to be constructive here.