THE BEST REVIEW

You can’t beat Lileks on reviewing the Sith thingy. Money quote:

Re: Naboo Senator gestation periods. Apparently they don’t show for six months, then swell up like infected tonsils in the last week. They’re also able to give birth with their legs clamped together, to judge from the device they clamped over Padme in the sickbay…
Not enough Wookies. And I don’t see them as the kind of guys who’d use a bowcaster, frankly; they seem more like shotgun types. You would not want to fight an army of a pissed off Wookies with shotguns. I bet they drink, too. They’re probably always drunk all the time, which is why their language seems so incoherent; for all we know they’re not saying anything at all, just yelling. Because they’re all hammered.

I say they’re stoned.

DOUBTS ABOUT JACKSON

Where to start in thinking about the Michael Jackson case? I guess I’d rather not think about it at all. It seems to me we have two reasonable doubts: on the one hand, the characters behind the charges are so sleazy and their stories so easy to pick apart that Jackson should be acquitted; on the other, no grown man in his 40s regularly sleeping with teens can be entirely altruistic. I didn’t sit through the trial and I don’t know which doubt will prevail. And, to be perfectly honest, I just don’t know what I think Jackson might have done to the boys and teens in his care. It’s perfectly possible, of course, that both doubts are correct: that Jackson’s accusers are low-lifes and they are telling the truth. The case leaves me finally with a sense of intense sadness: about how this wreck of a human being, weaned on the poison of fame and money, came to believe that reality was as plastic as his own porcelain skin. And now reality hardens into a verdict.

CONGRATS TO KRISTOF: I’m looking forward to the dinner tonight for the Mike Kelly award given to Nick Kristof for his consistent attempt to bring to light the horror of Darfur and the West’s refusal to do much about it. Kristof’s writing can be a little earnest for my taste at times, but his essential decency and integrity as a writer and human being shine through everything he puts on paper. I’ve known him from a distance ever since we were together at Magdalen, Oxford, at the same time two decades ago; and my admiration has only grown since. Its only shadow is the recognition that this blog hasn’t done as much as it should have to highlight Darfur. I guess I didn’t have much to add to what Nick and others have been saying and urging. But I can still admire. In some small way, I hope the award serves the broader cause; and I’m absolutely sure Mike Kelly would have been a fellow advocate.

PERRY AGAIN: I missed some context about Texas governor Rick Perry’s comment that gay Texan couples who want to form stable relationships should go to another state. He was actually responding to a question about gay war veterans. Insult to injury. What do you call a gay man who risks his life to serve his country? A faggot.

QUOTE FOR THE DAY: “Men who take up arms against one another in public war do not cease on this account to be moral beings, responsible to one another and to God.” – Abraham Lincoln, Gen. Orders No. 100, art. 15 (1863).

EMAIL OF THE DAY: “Speaking to “love’s ragged edge,” our synagogue-run pre-school just elected a gay dad to be president of the parents assistance league (PAL). He’s a former cruise director and has the most amazing money-making ideas. Plus, he gets along with just about everybody. And Thank God for Jeffrey. He has a lot more commitment to helping out at the school than pretty much any other mom, here. Plus, he has a sense of humor–you can roll your eyes at the guy when someone makes a particularly stupid remark, and he gets it. My twins and his older daughter graduated together today (seriously, they have graduation ceremonies for five-year-olds), and it was so sweet to see his mum here from Manchester, an elderly woman who was clearly proud to watch this momentous (to first-time parents) occasion. And you know what I thought? Thank God I live in a world where this woman gets to have grandchildren. Why should she be deprived of the basic human experience just because some on the loony right don’t know when to mind their own business. My parents are delighted by/obsessed with my kids, and this woman, who obviously raised an incredibly decent and charming son, deserves all the naches (yiddish for happiness) she can get. I’m sorry, but the people who would deny others the pleasures/bounty life has to offer are just hateful. They can’t deal with a rapidly changing world (I’m talking technology, science, globalization) and so they’re taking it out on the easiest targets. Imagine if they tried this crap with any other minority group? This is why I could never vote Republican. For the sake of a few votes, the party has not only been coopted by, but is helping bolster a very frightened bunch of losers. Why do you think people in the South didn’t want to give blacks equal rights? Because they were threatened. Well, I think gays just represent everything about the modern world that threatens the socially conservative right.”

HITCHENS AND RELIGION

Norm Geras reflects on our mutual friend’s complicated views of people with religious faith. Beautiful money quote:

Asked in the Blasphemy Debate whether he had ever felt any ‘spirituality’ himself, Hitch replied – indirectly – that he had met religious people morally superior to and braver than himself: people who in terrible countries and dangerous situations had done witness for the rights of others, been self-sacrificing. ‘When they say that religion is their motivation,’ he added, ‘I’m obliged to respect it’. Precisely. This is why I wrote above that I cannot take at face value his statement about not being able to stand anyone who believes in God. More importantly, this is for me a definitive, a crushing, rebuttal of those who treat religion with contempt. One can, one should, argue about its truth content and its rational basis or, as I think, lack of one; because that is our duty with respect to all beliefs. But I have read now about hundreds of people impelled by their religious faith to acts of great and courageous humanity, and we who have never done that owe them respect and more than respect, we owe them the celebration of what they did; for such people are the glory of humankind.
The religious, I will end by saying, do not for their part have any monopoly here, either. That is the way the world is, a bit complicated.

Yes it is, isn’t it?

THE RAGGED EDGE: “There have been homosexually-oriented people in every society we know of, in every time. They are as much a part of the natural human landscape as anyone else. We’re not talking about denying the basketball-challenged from playing basketball. We’re talking about denying human beings close, loving, physical relationships on account of something over which they have no control. We’re talking about denying them families. Happily, the “zeitgeist” is ahead of alleged Christians on this one. We’re accepting and loving these families, going to PTA meetings with them, having their kids over to play. We’re supporting them in fidelity as we support all our friends. When Brad next door freaked out and ran off for 24 hours, the neighborhood reacted protectively of Jeff, and held Brad to account. (“You nut, what do you think you’re doing?!?”) When Gabriel, Jo-Ann and Karen’s kid, needs a ride, we car pool. We go to parties at their house. They come to dinners at ours. Pope Benedict doesn’t like it. It frightens him. Luckily he lives in the Vatican, and doesn’t need to confront the ragged edge of love. Love always has a ragged edge.” – “Nancy,” on Amy Wellborn’s blog.

FLY-TRAP, REVISITED

Austin Bay argues that Iraq is now doing what the U.S. planned for all along: attracting every low-life terrorist in the region:

The Bush Administration ‘suggested’ this case but shied away from making it the center of its public diplomacy. In retrospect that was a political mistake. ‘The rats’ are attracted to Iraq, and the US and coalition are building an Iraqi Army that will fight them. The US strategy has brought the War on Terror home to the Middle East- the politically dysfunctional Middle East where Assads, Zarqawi, Saddam, and radical Wahhabs mix.

I wish I were so confident of the Iraqi army. I just taped Fareed Zakaria’s PBS show on foreign affairs. Chatting with him afterward, he says that from his own exprience over there, everything is explicable through one essential prism: we never sent enough troops. I sure hope we haven’t set up a royal fight without the necessary means to win it.

VIRUS UPDATE: Five days of the new meds. Nothing like the side-effects of the old ones. But still there’s a wave of fatigue and mild nausea that overcomes me most afternoons. And no, I haven’t been reading Eric Alterman.

QUOTE OF THE DAY I

“Does anyone in America doubt that Kerry has a higher IQ than Bush? I’m sure the candidates’ SATs and college transcripts would put Kerry far ahead.” – Howell Raines, former executive editor of the New York Times, last August. Heh.

QUOTE OF THE DAY II: “Texans have made a decision about marriage and if there is some other state that has a more lenient view than Texas then maybe that’s a better place for them (gay and lesbian families) to live.” – Texas governor, Rick Perry, last Sunday.

IRAN AND THE WORLD CUP: The Iranian team is very close to qualifying for the 2006 soccer World Cup. The outburst of popular enthusiasm could be very unsettling for the mullahs. Like these constant demonstrations.

EVEN FAILED ORGASMS …: … turn out to be genetically determined.

A VERY CATHOLIC JOKE: Leonardo Boff, Hans Kung and Benedict XVI all die on the same day. They arrive at the Pearly Gates and St Peter welcomes them and says that Jesus wants to see each of them individually. Boff is first to go in to see Jesus. After half an hour, Boff comes out, shaking his head, and muttering, “How could I have been so wrong?” Kung is next. Same deal. After a while, Kung too emerges, head in hands: “How could I have been so wrong?” Benedict is next. After half an hour, Jesus himself comes out and groans: “How can I have been so wrong?”

AN OBVIOUS POINT: My point? Well, I have two. In his most recent speech, Benedict spoke out against alleged threats to the family. He is adamant on forbidding birth control, gay unions, in vitro fertilization, masturbation, oral sex, and so on. Much of what he says, especially about the unique beauty and wonder of heterosexual marital union, is eloquent, even moving, as Amy Welborn points out. Money quote from B16:

“Even in generating children marriage reflects its divine model, the love of God for man. In man and woman, paternity and maternity, as the body and as love, do not let themselves be limited to the biological: life is given entirely only when, with birth, love and the sense that make it possible to say yes to this life are also given. Precisely in this way does it become clear how contrary to human love, to the profound vocation of a man and a women, it is when the union is closed to the gift of life, or worse yet, suppresses or manipulates unborn life … For this reason the building of every single Christian family is placed within the larger context of the great family of the Church, which sustains it and bears it within itself.”

Amy makes a good point that this is completely consistent with Church doctrine and I agree with her that I see no way that such doctrine could find a place for gay marriage within the Church. (If the Church ever does come around to seeing the God-given beauty of homosexual love, it will have to come up with some other kind of union.) I should add that I find his description of what marital sex can be in its deepest and fullest sense to be profound and exhilarating. But it doesn’t follow that every other form of sexual expression is therefore sinful or evil. And the Pope, of course, is not restricting himself to what the Church understands as marriage. He is insisting that the Church’s view of sacramental matrimony be replicated entirely in the civil and secular order, and that anything else is moral “anarchy.” That’s a big leap – especially since the Pope’s own definition of heterosexual marriage is ignored by the vast majority of even Catholics, let alone everyone else in a secular society.

PRIORITIES, PRIORITIES: My second point is simply one of priorities. Perhaps the most insistent teaching of the Catholic church today is a conception of family life. Apart from priests, nuns and homosexuals, the call to procreative marriage has been put at the very center of what it means to be a faithful Catholic. As you see in that passage above, the very Incarnation is deployed to defend marriage and procreation as a central human goal. And yet, when you read the Gospels, you find something very strange. Jesus barely mentions marriage. He never married. He demanded of all his disciples that they abandon their own families and wives, without even saying goodbye. He was openly contemptuous toward his own mother and father in adolescence and early adulthood. His fundamental response to adultery was forgiveness of the adulterer and suspicion of the morally superior. His contemporaries must have regarded him as illegitimate, since he was conceived out of wedlock. So this illegitimate, single man who broke up family after family, whose closest female friend was a childless former prostitute, who scandalously stayed alone in the home of two unmarried women, who offended every family value of the time … has been turned into the chief architect of “family values!” I’m not saying that building families is something alien to Christianity. We are not all called to wander through the fields preaching salvation and telling people to abandon their spouses and children. I’m not saying that procreative marriage isn’t a glorious thing. What I am saying is that the over-powering fixation on marriage, family life and procreation has overwhelmed the deeper and more unsettling priorities that Jesus obviously stood for and proclaimed. The gulf between the priorities of the Gospels and those of the hierarchy of the Church on this score is both wide and deep. To coin a phrase: How can they have gone so wrong?

QUOTE OF THE DAY

“Now that the Pope has spoken, let only those Catholics who are without similar sin cast stones on gay marriage. If you wish to rely on the Pope’s decree with regard to gay marriage, you MUST also support what ELSE the Pope said in the same speech. In addition to condemning gay marriage, the Pope also condemned DIVORCE, ARTIFICIAL BIRTH CONTROL and TRIAL MARRIAGES. If you’re Catholic and relying on the Pope’s condemnation of gay marriages to support your own opposition to same-sex nuptials, you had better not be … divorced, have ever used condoms or birth control pills and never have “shacked up” with a lover who was not your spouse. If you have, you have NO moral authority, at least based upon your Catholicism, to attack gay marriage without being considered a complete hypocrite. Pretty tough pill to swallow, huh?” – Chuck Muth, in his newsletter. He has an important point, made by Dan Savage as well. The headlines were all about gay marriage, but the Pope condemned in equal fashion the choices of the vast majority of Americans, from masturbation to IVF. The issue is not homosexuality as such for the Pope. It is any expression of sexuality that isn’t always marital and procreative. But somehow, only the gays get the brunt. Why?

HOW DUMB IS KERRY?

Yes, I preferred him to Bush last November. I’ve never believed that low Ivy grades are somehow an impediment to high office. But then you find out that Kerry’s refusal to release his military records prevented him from disseminating lots of glowing tributes from the Swift Boat maniacs. Dumb and dumber. Kevin Drum rightly sighs.