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Year: 2005
GAY TORIES
Just look at how Britain’s Conservative party has embraced gay unions, openly gay soldiers, and included gay candidates and moved past prejudice. My friend Nick Boles is running for parliament in the county I grew up in. Money quote from a column about his race:
I got to a front door in Elm Drive just as Mr Boles had finished a sympathetic chat with the single mum within. “Is he married?” she whispered as he strode off.
“He’s gay,” I said.
Her face fell. “Tell him: ‘No problem’,” she said – then giggled, “but tell him I’m disappointed.”
“It makes no difference,” was the almost universal response.
“What’s that got to do with it?” voters would remark reproachfully. Little Britain may feature the only gay man in Llanddewi Brefi but here on the Sussex coast we sought an even more elusive character: the only homophobe in Hove.
Why cannot the Republicans be as grown up?
A CONSERVATIVE OF DOUBT?
After the frogs, the locusts:
I’m an old Tory. I don’t want anyone telling me how to live, and I think society will keep its shape well enough if we all cleave to some common, traditional understandings, support a strong executive leadership on the rare occasions it’s called for, give over our minds to communal religious observances for an hour or two per month, and mind our own businesses the rest of the time. I don’t want anything to do with the law, unless I get mugged and need to stand witness, or my neighbor starts dumping his garbage in my yard. I think Congress should sit no more than ten days a year, 15 max. Leave us alone, for Pete’s sake. The purpose of law is (a) to suppress private feuds, and (b) to identify and punish criminals. It’s not to tell me how or where to live, or when to die. Let me figure that stuff out for myself. Otherwise, leave me alone. This used to be bedrock Americanism. Nowadays it’s come to sound eccentric.
Yep, that’s John Derbyshire, the constant object of my ire. Yes, what he means by “common, traditional understandings” is not what I mean. And I’m not going to take back my criticisms of some of his more prejudiced harrumphs. But at some deep level, we agree about politics’ role, and disdain for religious zeal in politics. He was as horrified as I was by the Schiavo hysteria. Maybe it’s our common English roots (although I have a very hefty dose of Irish genes). But I’m glad to see that not everyone at NRO has been drinking the big moral government Kool-Aid.
INSTAPUNDIT
The president’s press conference last night was, I think, perhaps his best ever. He was confident, in command of the facts, moderate in his views, engaging and appealing. It was much better than anything we’ve seen in a very long time; and it makes me wonder why his handlers keep him in such hermetically-sealed partisan settings. He’s better than that; and it seems to me he keeps getting better in these contexts. I tend to agree with him on social security reform, although I’m unconvinced that we can actually afford the transition costs, given how profligate his administration has been for the past four years. It was also gratifying to hear him distance himself from the abuse of religion for political purposes that much of his base and Congressional allies have been indulging in lately. Presumably he understands the need to pull back from the fundamentalist temptation. He described his notion of religious faith as essentially “personal” and one in which people lead by example, not by legislating their own religious views. Sounds more like my position than, say, Ramesh Ponnuru’s. He was also strong on Bolton. The weaknesses, however, were also evident. He really doesn’t have a coherent strategy toward North Korea, which is getting more dangerous by the day. His defense of rendition struck me as weak. He referred to states to whom we send alleged terrorists as those “who say they don’t practise torture.” Not exactly reassuring, especially as he’s referring, among other countries, to Syria and Egypt. He knows they practise torture; just as he knows that his own administration has refused to disclose the techniques that the CIA still uses. The evidence of escalating terror attacks was also a weak spot. He could say that the increase in terror is a function of our going on the offensive, but he meandered around the point. Still, it was an impressive performance over all: at ease, in command, and effective. I doubt it will shift the public mood, which is souring on the Republican hegemony. But it certainly reassured me that he is trying to tack away from the extreme right. Whether he can keep riding the tiger of religious zeal, while not falling off, remains to be seen. But in this press conference he struck me as a conservative of doubt more than one of fundamentalist faith.
A DEBATE ON TORTURE: Marty Lederman reports on a fascinating Columbia Law School debate between Professor Jeremy Waldron, of Columbia, and John Yoo, of the Boalt Law School. Yoo was in the Bush administration and was an architect of the decision to allow torture of detainees captured by U.S. soldiers. Well worth reading and pondering. Meanwhile, the Wall Street Journal continues its attempt to excuse the widespread abuse and torture as a function of a handful of unsupervised rogues. This sentence stands out:
The media and Congressional Democrats flogged the Abu Ghraib story for months throughout the 2004 election year, with a goal of stripping the Iraq War of moral authority and turning President Bush into another LBJ.
Really? Has it occurred to them that many people objected to what happened because they were morally outraged, because they thought this hindered the war effort, because White House memos seemed to give a green or amber light to these abuses, and because official reports cited those memos as adding to the circumstances that made Abu Ghraib and the murder-by-torture of over 30 detainees possible. The WSJ claims that none of the abuses were related to interrogation. It’s worth repeating: there were no instances of prisoner abuse in Iraq and Afghanistan and Guantanamo that were discovered in any military facilities that were not geared toward interrogation.
DOES GLENN KNOW ABOUT THIS?
Banning new books in public libraries that feature any gay characters or are written by gay authors? There are no theocratic tendencies among the Republicans, are there? My favorite quote from the bigot behind this: “I don’t look at it as censorship,” says Alabama State Representative Gerald Allen. “I look at it as protecting the hearts and souls and minds of our children.” The guy wanted to ban some Shakespeare. But Capote, Wilde, Auden, Proust and who knows who else will be barred. Government as the protector of souls. What are these “hysterics” worrying about “theocratic impulses” going on about?
EURO-ANTI-SEMITISM WATCH
Alan Dershowitz calls it like it is.
CRISIS OF FAITH – A DEBATE
I was hoping to generate something of a debate with my recent piece on conservatism’s growing incoherence. I’m grateful for the many emails, and I’ll be posting more with my responses in the coming days. But Ramesh Ponnuru has also engaged the essay with his usual scalpel. Rather than clog up the Dish, I’ve created a debate page on the blog here. I’ll link to or reproduce all the most salient criticisms and do my best to engage, rebut or concede them. My responses to Ramesh and Jonah are now posted.
THE VICAR OF ORTHODOXY: My brief take on Benedict XVI’s theological circles is now posted. I am deeply indebted to Michael Novak’s fair and penetrating critique here. Once I get past a couple of deadlines, I will try and respond.
IN THE GRIP OF A “THEOCRACY”?
Pace Glenn Reynolds, I don’t think and have never said that we’re in the grips of a “theocracy.” We live in a constitutional democracy. Iranians live in a theocracy, and I am aware of the difference. But one element of our politics – one that happens to have a veto on Republican social policy – does hold that religion should dictate politics, and that opposition to a certain politics is tantamount to anti-religious bigotry. They’re very candid about that, as we saw last Sunday. As Bill Donahue put it: “The people on the secularist left say we think you’re a threat. You know what? They are right.” Very senior Republicans echo the line that there is a filibuster against “people of faith.” This isn’t just about gays, although we’ve felt the sting of the movement more acutely than most. It’s about science, stem cell research, the teaching of evolution, free access to medical prescriptions, the legality of living wills, abortion rights, censorship of cable and network television, and so on. The Schiavo case woke a lot of people up. I was already an insomniac on these issues. Maybe I’d be more effective a blogger if I pretended that none of this was troubling, or avoided the gay issue and focused on others. But I’m genuinely troubled by all of it, and by what is happening to the conservative tradition. I’d like to think that a qualified doctor like Bill Frist could say on television that tears cannot transmit HIV. But he could not – because the sectarian base he needs to run for president would not allow it. I’m sorry but that’s nuts. I’m glad Glenn is now calling attention to all of it.
THE BRITISH ELECTION: Only a quarter of British voters now trust Tony Blair. He’s responding by all but ditching the idea of joining the euro – once one of his key objectives. A brutal campaign impugning his integrity by the Tories appears to be gaining traction, and the prime minister looks rattled. To make matters worse, someone in the government leaked confidential legal advice from 2003 telling the prime minister that the war in Iraq might not be legal. Blair had declared in public that the advice had said otherwise. If these polls are accurate, he’ll still win. But low turnout could create some surprises. I wish the Tories were presenting a real alternative. But they have failed, like the Republicans, to persuade people that less government actually means more freedom and better essential services. I also fear that the battering of Blair means a future Brown government will keep increasing spending and so hamper Britain’s post-Thatcher renaissance. I’d happily vote Tory this time on those grounds alone. Of course, no one on the Labour left in Britain is proposing the kind of government spending that Bush Republicans are engaged in. In that sense, Bush is far to the fiscal left of anyone in current British politics. What an irony. We used to think that even British Tories were more liberal than America’s Democrats. But Bush’s and DeLay’s massive spending and borrowing makes Blair look like a born-again Thatcherite.
CLARIFICATION
A reader asks:
Do you mean to say that the war is being used as political cover to push a theocratic agenda (sounds about right), or that the reason we undertook the war was as cover for a theocratic agenda (sounds cynical and hysterical)?
I mean the former. I’m sorry if I confused anyone. Or more simply: many people voted for Bush on national security grounds, a position with which I have much sympathy, and decided that fretting about the religious right was overblown. My position was that the national security differences between Bush and Kerry were not so great as to risk the domestic Kulturkampf that the religious right would unleash if Bush were to win. Others believed I was “hysterical” and concentrating too much on the gay issue. I think events since the election have buttressed my case. Gays could see this more clearly because we were so often the convenient target for the far right in the first term (although they have even more ambitious plans to curtail gay freedom in the second). But the religious right’s agenda is far more ambitious than merely stripping gays of civil rights or even minimal privacy. It’s about controlling the bodies and behaviors of all Americans to more faithfully conform to Biblical absolutes. Hence Schiavo; hence the need to purge the judiciary of any opposition; hence the abolition of a threatened judicial filibuster; hence the political alliance with the new papacy; hence “Justice Sunday.” These people are no longer merely one Republican faction. They control the GOP. We are now seeing that more clearly, while the war – understandably – obscured that a little. With Iraq less in the headlines, the domestic agenda of the new big government sectarian GOP is far clearer. My “hysteria” may eventually be seen as clarity – even to anti-anti-religious right contortionists like Mickey Kaus.
GLENN WORRIES
Instapundit has just discovered that the Republican party may actually be controlled by the religious right. Alleluia. Then he says:
The Republicans’ weakness is that people worry that they’re the party of Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson. They tried, successfully, to convince people otherwise in the last election, but they’re now acting in ways that are giving those fears new life.
Well, let’s say they successfully convinced some people in the last election that they weren’t the party of James Dobson and Rick Santorum, i.e. the ones with wool pulled firmly over their eyes, the ones who preferred to peddle (without fully endorsing) smears about John Kerry’s war service than look at the radical attack on liberty that the new Republicans were determined to advance. I’d like to think that bringing the evangelical right along was part of building a coalition to fight the war. I’m certainly not impugning Glenn’s good reasons for voting for Bush on those grounds. But in my darker moments, I wonder whether the war wasn’t a cover to persuade good, open-minded folk like Glenn to enable the theocratic impulses of the Republican base. Of course, Glenn can wait and see. Gay couples who have had basic rights taken away from them since November, might feel more aggrieved. My take on the fundamentalist threat to the conservative coalition can be read here.
THE LEFT SINKS LOWER I: Norm Geras, whom I had the pleasure of meeting last week when he was in D.C., has a suitably jaundiced view of the Euro and british left’s hatred of Blair, of the U.S. and indeed of all Western-led liberations from Islamist or Baathist tyranny. Here’s his post on the latest anti-Blair tirade in the Guardian.
THE LEFT SINKS LOWER II: The air-brushing of Rachel Corrie has now become near sanctification. A new play in London perpetuates the myth. Tom Gross explains.
EMAIL OF THE DAY: “If I did everything the Pope said, I wouldn’t have my two beautiful daughters: one brought into this world via IVF, and the other via IUI (think turkey baster). I sincerely doubt God is going to hold it against my wife or I that we had to do it this way, irrespective of pronouncements of the Panzer Pope. Keep up the fight.”
DEEPER DATING: The trend toward coupling among gay men continues – and of better ways of meeting compatible potential mates. Bears now join the trend. Some of this is doubtless spurred by the possibility of marriage. And no doubt social conservatives are appalled. Gay men settling down? Or seeking intimacy and commitment? I’m sure Stanley Kurtz and Maggie Gallagher are horrified. Don’t gays realize that our role is to be forever marginalized, in bath-houses or alone? How else will straights keep their social structures healthy if they cannot point to “sick” gay people as psychological reinforcement? I’m also struck by a new wave of clubs and events for gay men, events that do not seem to me to be driven by harder and harder techno that sounds like car alarms but by great music enjoyed by a variety of more masculine-oriented gay men, old and young, fat and thin, hairy and smooth. D.C.’s “Blow-Off” is taking off. There are similar versions in New York City and London. Gay men, ever flexible and creative, are remaking their world.
NEUHAUS AND SHARPTON: An interesting observation from a reader:
More evidence of the alarming trend towards post-modernist epistemology in the wrong-headed right.
Neuhaus disclaims any ability to tell what actually occurred decades ago (i.e., what ordinary people used to call “the facts”). But he can tell that the accusers are malicious, so they must be bearing false witness, so he can be “morally certain” that what they say is false. And so his “moral certainty” trumps the small question of what actually occurred. It’s “true for him”, you see, and that’s what matters–if it’s true for the abusers that their lives were ruined, well, everyone has their own perspective, and surely there’s no truth beyond that.
Every question reduced to “he said she said”. No interest in the truth, just in perceptions of the truth and how they can be spun. Yes, Clinton and his enablers bear some of the blame for it. But Rove and his gang have elevated it to the standard epistemological stance of the radical right.
And then they say that liberals are to blame for relativism?
The truth is what Neuhaus or Ratzinger say it is. Period. Our job is not to question but to accept.